ASK AN ORACLE

1. 2019-07-17 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #1
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE, BUT THE ANSWER MAY NOT BE OF THE FORM YOU DESIRE.
   
   FORTUNE IS TREACHEROUS.
2. 2019-07-17 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Where's the missing dollar?
3. 2019-07-17 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   WHO IS MAFIA?
4. 2019-07-17 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   who will win the 2019 golf open?
5. 2019-07-17 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Grylls who will win the 2019 golf open?

   
   Obviously a golfer, that's the kinda answers this thread will get.
6. 2019-07-17 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Are my ancestors really from Africa?
7. 2019-07-18 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #7
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Where's the missing dollar?

   
   GALLUP, NEW MEXICO
8. 2019-07-18 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #8
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Ghost WHO IS MAFIA?

   
   BUDDY CHILESON
9. 2019-07-18 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #9
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Grylls who will win the 2019 golf open?

   
   WHICH 2019 OPEN
10. 2019-07-18 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #10
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Octavian Are my ancestors really from Africa?

    
    YES YOU ARE BLACK
11. 2019-07-18 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Will I ever score?
12. 2019-07-18 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by ORACLE GALLUP, NEW MEXICO

    
    wrong
13. 2019-07-18 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    worst oracle in the world
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
14. 2019-07-21 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #14
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Will I ever score?

    
    NO
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
15. 2019-07-21 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #15
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker wrong

    
    INCORRECT
16. 2019-07-21 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by ORACLE NO

    
    Fuck your STDs then
17. 2019-07-21 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #17
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What is the meaning of life?
18. 2019-07-21 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #18
    

    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    3 dogs go off into the night hearing the same thing. They meet up at the same place where they heard the sound come from. 2 dogs pulled out a baggy and some papers, 1 dog pulled out a quart jar of shiney water. For miles away, you could hear them howling in the bright moonlight.
    
    
    What's the moral of the story?
19. 2019-07-21 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #19
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Dogs don't smoke?
20. 2019-07-21 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #20
    

    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    nope, you need to use some common sense on this one. it just doesn't give the answer away.