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  1. #1
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE, BUT THE ANSWER MAY NOT BE OF THE FORM YOU DESIRE.

    FORTUNE IS TREACHEROUS.
  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Where's the missing dollar?
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    WHO IS MAFIA?
  4. #4
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    who will win the 2019 golf open?
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls who will win the 2019 golf open?

    Obviously a golfer, that's the kinda answers this thread will get.
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Are my ancestors really from Africa?
  7. #7
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Where's the missing dollar?

    GALLUP, NEW MEXICO
  8. #8
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Ghost WHO IS MAFIA?

    BUDDY CHILESON
  9. #9
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Grylls who will win the 2019 golf open?

    WHICH 2019 OPEN
  10. #10
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Octavian Are my ancestors really from Africa?

    YES YOU ARE BLACK
  11. #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country African Astronaut [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Will I ever score?
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ORACLE GALLUP, NEW MEXICO

    wrong
  13. #13
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    worst oracle in the world
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Will I ever score?

    NO
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    ORACLE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker wrong

    INCORRECT
  16. #16
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country African Astronaut [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ORACLE NO

    Fuck your STDs then
  17. #17
    stl1 African Astronaut
    What is the meaning of life?
  18. #18
    3 dogs go off into the night hearing the same thing. They meet up at the same place where they heard the sound come from. 2 dogs pulled out a baggy and some papers, 1 dog pulled out a quart jar of shiney water. For miles away, you could hear them howling in the bright moonlight.


    What's the moral of the story?
  19. #19
    Erekshun African Astronaut
    Dogs don't smoke?
  20. #20
    nope, you need to use some common sense on this one. it just doesn't give the answer away.
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