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Who is the biggest piece of shit on this site?
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2016-03-25 at 8:49 PM UTCWomen are bitchy and often evil. Animals don't do nuffing except be ur fwend.
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2016-03-25 at 8:54 PM UTCA girl hurts my feels for like 2 years so objectively it is OK to kill her for being a cunt, also control boner. A beagle can't do anything to piss anyone off, I don't understand what someone gets out of that besides thinking "mwhahahahaha I'm so evil".
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2016-03-25 at 9:02 PM UTCsome animals are fucking assholes, though.
This one right here needs killed ^^. -
2016-03-25 at 9:08 PM UTCThis begs the question, who is the LITTLEST piece of shit on this site?
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2016-03-25 at 9:09 PM UTCHumans are animals
Mind=blown
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2016-03-25 at 9:09 PM UTC
so you would be horrified at the thought of animals being tortured, but not so bothered by a human being tortured.
why?
why?
Becuz maminals are cuite and fuzzey and hoomans are not so much. -
2016-03-25 at 9:11 PM UTC
This begs the question, who is the LITTLEST piece of shit on this site?
Probably U and Lanny -
2016-03-25 at 9:14 PM UTC
Probably U and Lanny
Yeah, can't argue with this....
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2016-03-25 at 9:20 PM UTC
Oh yeah, I did do some of that stuff.
What in the serious fuck made those people so demented that they'd to that to kitties and animals? I wish I could torture them
Ok, fair enough.
If its any consolation, it bothers me very deeply that I did that stuff.
But what I did was inconsequential. I never tortured any living thing, and I only ever kill animals for a good reason. When I was a kid I hung out with some people who were really sick in the head, who actually tortured animals for fun, I seen some shit that makes what I did look like sunday school, and luckily I missed most of the worst parts of what they did. The little bit I did see, feeding cats to rottweilers,a beagle nailed to a board while it was still alive, hamsters beaten for months with pencils with heavy pencil-top erasers, until they were quivering traumatised shells in the corner, then one night taken outside and doused in lighter fluid and lit on fire…was bad enough, but the stuff I heard about, I am glad I stayed home. -
2016-03-25 at 9:22 PM UTC
This begs the question, who is the LITTLEST piece of shit on this site?
it has always seemed to me that pieces of shit have to be a certain minimum size in order to qualify as 'turds' (and perhaps more importantly, be of sufficient size to be expelled from the body.) so to literalize your question: what do you think is the littlest piece of shit you've seen?
(let's exclude wet farts and diarrhea as these semi-liquid or gaseous forms are not qualifiable as pieces in the language.)
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2016-03-25 at 9:51 PM UTC
What in the serious fuck made those people so demented that they'd to that to kitties and animals? I wish I could torture them
Just the usual neighborhood gang of kids, my cousin was like a ringleader, and they would go around torturing animals or vandalizing shit. Sometimes I would meet up with them and hang out, but usually I stayed around my own area and did my own thing.
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2016-03-25 at 9:58 PM UTCI was a ringleader of my group of friends and we pretended sticks we found were weapons with magic powers and we'd battle imaginary monsters in the forest on quests :(
Then I smoked weed. Once. I didn't even inhale. -
2016-03-25 at 10:09 PM UTC
I was a ringleader of my group of friends and we pretended sticks we found were weapons with magic powers and we'd battle imaginary monsters in the forest on quests :(
Then I smoked weed. Once. I didn't even inhale.
When we got a bit older, I still didn't hang around them as much. I was around 13 or so, this one time, I stayed home, they were hanging around a bunch of older kids (16-18 years old) who were drinking, and the lone female among them passed out and the older kids all took turns on her, and some of the younger kids fucked her too, or at least felt her tits or fingered her. I missed out on that one. She was really nasty anyway, and plus passed out drunk whore is really not my style. Not really into the gang rape scene. -
2016-03-25 at 10:12 PM UTCThat wasn't a metaphor for gang rape.
I bet it could be though. -
2016-03-25 at 10:14 PM UTCMy name is Andy. I have recently been screwing this girl who's been off and on with this same guy for 11 years now. She has a 7 year old daughter with him. She's very basic in her understanding of the world I guess, has slight strabismus(serious) but is pretty cute, thin body etc... I could sit here and try to rationalize how her bf used to cheat on her all the time but if I'm being honest that was ions ago. I don't know that I want anything else with her...I should probably just enjoy the thrill until it wears off...dude is gettin' cucked though there's no question about that.
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2016-03-25 at 10:30 PM UTCwhat's this about a metaphor? I missed it, apparently.... I was just saying some of the stuff that us kids did when we used to roam around unsupervised.
nowadays kids all got their noses in their phones
but we were wild and free, raping and killing and....well I usually just stayed home and smoked weed that I stole off my stepdad. That is the main thing that kept me off the streets, if I went to hang out, they would beg for weed and expect me to share and shit, so usually I just stayed home. -
2016-03-25 at 10:44 PM UTC
She has a 7 year old daughter with him. She's very basic in her understanding of the world I guess, has slight strabismus(serious) but is pretty cute, thin body etc
You're going on the list. -
2016-03-25 at 10:50 PM UTC
You're going on the list.
lols. I see what you did there. -
2016-03-26 at 1:44 AM UTC
lols. I see what you did there.
For a moment there i thought you were talking about the little girl as well. -
2016-03-26 at 4:51 AM UTC
it has always seemed to me that pieces of shit have to be a certain minimum size in order to qualify as 'turds' (and perhaps more importantly, be of sufficient size to be expelled from the body.) so to literalize your question: what do you think is the littlest piece of shit you've seen?
(let's exclude wet farts and diarrhea as these semi-liquid or gaseous forms are not qualifiable as pieces in the language.)
Well, my friend that worked as a CNA in a nursing home sent me a picture of one of his patient's poos one time. It was from a fragile old lady who frequently requested to use the bathroom though she rarely had to actually go. It was one single 'turdlet' the size of a pea. I have it somewhere but not on this computer. I will find it.
