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I need an australian slug

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hh
  2. #2
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    There's no way you can legally import one of these without a handlers license, especially in Canada. These dudes are huge and would rekk the environment eating all the fungi that other animals rely on.

    However I wish you luck in expressing your religious freedom
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Jj
  4. #4
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    50,000usd?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Jjbn
  6. #6
    WellHung Dark Matter
    What a fascinating slug. looks really unique. Just by its appearance, something tells me that touching it would not be good for your health. Of course I'll ask Mr. Google to see whether my guess was correct. Extremely random ghost but I like that. What piqued your interest in this magnificent creature?
  7. #7
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Is someone operating a circular saw in the background?
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    🧠💎
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost that sounds about accurate. Maybe I can smuggle the eggs in my stomach

    You'd probably be best off shipping it to a US state with loose animal laws. Or maybe you can just find one in the US. In Alabama for example you can own whatever you want with zero licenses whatsoever. Also why they have a small wild tiger population lol.

    Also these are gonna be really difficult to care for so don't kill it godspeed
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    🧠💎uu
  11. #11
    get a cheap dog or a cheap cat.

    wrap these slugs with condoms and put them into slug mule of your choice.

    you can let your slug mules ingest them, or you can have these slugs surgically implanted into them.

    ???

    profit.
  12. #12
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yeah but this one is a 'bottom feeder' that eats moss and mushrooms and decaying shit. I don't even know what you'd be able to feed it. Animals in captivity aren't really able to benefit from post-ingestive feedback so they will just eat whatever you feed them and get malnourished without you even knowing.

    What kind of reptiles did you have? I used to have a Russian desert tortoise but I'll probably never get a pet again until I have kids or some shit.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost Am I actually gonna have to catch the slug myself?

    Impossible, I read they crawl faster than a bus.
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Good thing I have a boat
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost Good thing I have a boat

    No
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    I will rape you with triangle slugs
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost I will rape you with triangle slugs
    A. You have no slugs.
    B. There are no bus stops within 60 miles of my home.
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    what about boat stops

  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost what about boat stops


    Try Venice, Italy. Oh wait, there isn't a bus route to Venice from Toronto.
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    There's a boat route though
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