some girl i work with told me comic con is next weekend so i came up with this idea. my abs are looking pretty decent so i think i could pull it off, i just need a pink or turquoise wig. i threw out my ex gf's schoolgirl outfit unfortunately i was like "when am i ever gonna use this" and now it would be useful lmao. so i guess i need an outfit too. how many thirsty gamergirls or gaymers do you think will buy my bath water?
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Should shave all your hair so you can be a really cute elf. Tight black pants to show your ass, some bouncy fake boobs. You can do that snaggletooth smile and make all the asian boys swoon.
Then they turn around and realize you're wearing crotchless pants, and your long hairy white dick is just dancing around like it's looking for sunlight.
Originally posted by GGG
Should shave all your hair so you can be a really cute elf. Tight black pants to show your ass, some bouncy fake boobs. You can do that snaggletooth smile and make all the asian boys swoon.
Then they turn around and realize you're wearing crotchless pants, and your long hairy white dick is just dancing around like it's looking for sunlight.
lol then i steal every last one of the asian girls who tagged along with them because they've all been #friendzoned