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  1. #41
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Definitely a snake.

    Is that your Chinese Zodiac? I have that as mine and my Celtic French-Irish name has 2 snakes and a sword.

    Straight up snake.. which used to bother me until I read the part in the Bible that tells us to be as wise (pay attention to things?) as a Snake/Serpent yet be gentle as a dove.

    clearly its saying to be the snake, be aware as the snake is. yet don't ever tread on a snake.

    The thing is I think a Serpent is more of a legless lizarrd?

    Like they say as fetus we resemble that of a Lisaard more than a person, ape, pig etc.

    what if we came from another planet and evolved into the ape structure for Earth to move about. not to change the bible out.. just wondering. because G-d took away Satans legs and forced him to slither in the garden of Eden?

    and where is the book of Enoch.. thats some trippy space craft stuff.

    Anyone here know the book of Enoch and sort of cliff-note that to a better understanding. is it the 9-15 foot giant people that bred with the woman and slayed the original men?

    that sounds kind of fucked up and wicked.. of course it's Torah stuff.
  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How does one find out, the old school way?
  3. #43
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by toz Is that your Chinese Zodiac? I have that as mine and my Celtic French-Irish name has 2 snakes and a sword.

    Straight up snake.. which used to bother me until I read the part in the Bible that tells us to be as wise (pay attention to things?) as a Snake/Serpent yet be gentle as a dove.

    clearly its saying to be the snake, be aware as the snake is. yet don't ever tread on a snake.

    The thing is I think a Serpent is more of a legless lizarrd?

    Like they say as fetus we resemble that of a Lisaard more than a person, ape, pig etc.

    what if we came from another planet and evolved into the ape structure for Earth to move about. not to change the bible out.. just wondering. because G-d took away Satans legs and forced him to slither in the garden of Eden?

    and where is the book of Enoch.. thats some trippy space craft stuff.

    Anyone here know the book of Enoch and sort of cliff-note that to a better understanding. is it the 9-15 foot giant people that bred with the woman and slayed the original men?

    that sounds kind of fucked up and wicked.. of course it's Torah stuff.

    I don't think God literally took Satan's legs away. He just 'cursed' the animal he was disguised as. Which seems pretty unfair, all things considered.
  4. #44
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think God literally took Satan's legs away. He just 'cursed' the animal he was disguised as. Which seems pretty unfair, all things considered.

    He didn't take away the legs. A lot of people misread that part.
  5. #45
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    the original MacGyver..on the babyface shit

    Ledger's Joker on the heel end.
  6. #46
    toz African Astronaut
    Coward-Athon at work ^

    Look at meeee.. I'm a mystery
  7. #47
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by toz Coward-Athon at work ^

    Look at meeee.. I'm a mystery

    Fuck off Christ...you deserved so much worse. Hell your family deserved Damnation for starters. FUCK THEM ALL. peace to you of course lmao
  8. #48
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs Fuck off Christ…you deserved so much worse. Hell your family deserved Damnation for starters. FUCK THEM ALL. peace to you of course lmao

    Man you're a weirdo.

    No one likes you Man-child
  9. #49
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by toz Man you're a weirdo.

    No one likes you Man-child

    no one likes CHRIST like you do. HE deserves worse...in the last, this, and every life time. Your nigger and his family is asking, begging, and will get worse.

    my end will just be cool and drunk enough not to give a fuck about any of you worthless maggots.
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GGG You misspelled motherfucking awesome, barnacle.

    Thats my new name for you. Barnacle.

    Have fun with that. I'll be here in the real world unaffected I assure you.
  11. #51
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Possum.
  12. #52
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs no one likes CHRIST like you do. HE deserves worse…in the last, this, and every life time. Your nigger and his family is asking, begging, and will get worse.

    my end will just be cool and drunk enough not to give a fuck about any of you worthless maggots.

    Wow you actually just described yourself right after I did a thread on you. key word MAGGOT
  13. #53
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by toz Wow you actually just described yourself right after I did a thread on you. key word MAGGOT

    Only describing you Christ Lover. I don't NEED religion like you troll. Lmao you whole family is full of and are MAGGOTS. so so good for you NOT denying WHO you are at the core lmao
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WREN
  15. #55
    dietpianos
  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by toz and where is the book of Enoch.. thats some trippy space craft stuff.

    Anyone here know the book of Enoch and sort of cliff-note that to a better understanding. is it the 9-15 foot giant people that bred with the woman and slayed the original men?

    that sounds kind of fucked up and wicked.. of course it's Torah stuff.

    1. The words of the blessing of Enoch, wherewith he blessed the elect ⌈⌈and⌉⌉ righteous, who will be living in the day of tribulation, when all the wicked ⌈⌈and godless⌉⌉ are to be removed. 2. And he took up his parable and said--Enoch a righteous man, whose eyes were opened by God, saw the vision of the Holy One in the heavens, ⌈which⌉ the angels showed me, and from them I heard everything, and from them I understood as I saw, but not for this generation, but for a remote one which is for to come. 3. Concerning the elect I said, and took up my parable concerning them:

    The Holy Great One will come forth from His dwelling,
    4. And the eternal God will tread upon the earth, (even) on Mount Sinai,
    ⌈And appear from His camp⌉
    And appear in the strength of His might from the heaven of heavens.

    5. And all shall be smitten with fear
    And the Watchers shall quake,
    And great fear and trembling shall seize them unto the ends of the earth.

    6. And the high mountains shall be shaken,
    And the high hills shall be made low,
    And shall melt like wax before the flame p. 32

    7. And the earth shall be ⌈wholly⌉ rent in sunder,
    And all that is upon the earth shall perish,
    And there shall be a judgement upon all (men).

    8. But with the righteous He will make peace.

    And will protect the elect,
    And mercy shall be upon them.

    And they shall all belong to God,
    And they shall be prospered,
    And they shall ⌈all⌉ be blessed.

    ⌈And He will help them all⌉,
    And light shall appear unto them,
    ⌈And He will make peace with them⌉.

    9. And behold! He cometh with ten thousands of ⌈His⌉ holy ones
    To execute judgement upon all,
    And to destroy ⌈all⌉ the ungodly:

    And to convict all flesh
    Of all the works ⌈of their ungodliness⌉ which they have ungodly committed,
    And of all the hard things which ungodly sinners ⌈have spoken⌉ against Him.


    https://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe004.htm
  17. #57
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Bar niggle
  18. #58
    HTS highlight reel
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  19. #59
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lol I knew you'd come in with a sloth. I think its actually your spirit animal congratulations!
  20. #60
    a slope
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