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  1. #21
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Have venom, not poison

    True. Most poisonous animal would probably be the puffer fish or some insect or some shit then.
  2. #22
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator True. Most poisonous animal would probably be the puffer fish or some insect or some shit then.

    Yeah but most of them you have to eat so does it even matter? There are some poisonous creatures that have active poison on contact. Not an animal but the gympie gympie is a good example. It has pain oil.
  3. #23
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Yeah but most of them you have to eat so does it even matter? There are some poisonous creatures that have active poison on contact. Not an animal but the gympie gympie is a good example. It has pain oil.

    Maybe they're also delicious
  4. #24
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Maybe they're also delicious

    Anybody who eats an aposematic animal is a massive, giant fucking retard.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_poison_frog

    Unbelievable that they are only about 5.5cm in size, eh? The literal Touch of Death.

    Oh, look!! A pretty frog!!
    *touches frog*
    *dies 30 seconds later*

    The average dose carried will vary between locations, and consequent local diet, but the average wild P. terribilis is generally estimated to contain about one milligram of poison, enough to kill about 10,000 mice. This estimate will vary in turn, but most agree this dose is enough to kill between 10 and 20 humans, which correlates to up to two African bull elephants. This is roughly 15,000 humans per gram. This extraordinarily lethal poison is very rare. Batrachotoxin is only found in three poisonous frogs from Colombia (genus Phyllobates), a few birds from Papua New Guinea, and four Papuan beetles of the genus Choresine in the family Melyridae; C. pulchra, C. semiopaca, C. rugiceps and C. sp. A. Other related toxins, histrionicotoxin and pumiliotoxin, are found in frog species from the genus Dendrobates. The golden poison frog, like most other poisonous frogs, stores its poison in skin glands.

    The golden poison frog's skin is densely coated in an alkaloid toxin, one of a number of poisons common to dart frogs (batrachotoxins). This poison prevents its victim's nerves from transmitting impulses, leaving the muscles in an inactive state of contraction, which can lead to heart failure or fibrillation. Alkaloid batrachotoxins can be stored by frogs for years after the frog is deprived of a food-based source, and such toxins do not readily deteriorate, even when transferred to another surface.
  6. #26
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Touching it doesn't kill you. They're safe to handle.

  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They're safe to handle only if raised outside of their natural environment. Touch one that lives in its natural environment and you're dead.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Certain remote African tribes would crush up the frogs and turn them into a paste and then dip the tips of their spearheads into the mix. Or they would hover them over an open flame and collect the poison as it dripped out. You get hit, or even grazed, with that spear, you'd be dead in minutes.
  9. #29
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're safe to handle only if raised outside of their natural environment. Touch one that lives in its natural environment and you're dead.

    A myth. You can touch them. How do you think people tipped their spears with the poison? The poison is not very active dermally. You just get sick, you don't die.
  10. #30
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Anybody who eats an aposematic animal is a massive, giant fucking retard.

    Maybe you're just a pussy pleb and can't acquire the heavenly taste of poison dart frog
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Maybe you're just a pussy pleb and can't acquire the heavenly taste of poison dart frog

    2/10

    Eat one on cam
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GGG Mine is a tigerd or maybe a leper

    More like the dung beetle in your case
  13. #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker More like the dung beetle in your case

    Nah im a fucking tiger bro

    What are you, a barnacle? Ha!
  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GGG Nah im a fucking tiger bro

    What are you, a barnacle? Ha!

    You a tiger that's funny
  15. #35
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You misspelled motherfucking awesome, barnacle.

    Thats my new name for you. Barnacle.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG A myth. You can touch them. How do you think people tipped their spears with the poison? The poison is not very active dermally. You just get sick, you don't die.

    You don't really believe the idiotic things you say, do you?
  17. #37
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't really believe the idiotic things you say, do you?

    I will touch a wild poison dart frog to prove my point.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG I will touch a wild poison dart frog to prove my point.

    A wild one, in its natural environment (aldra)?
  19. #39
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Are you fucking deaf yes a wild one
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG Are you fucking deaf yes a wild one

    Well, you wouldn't live long. Perhaps 40 seconds, at most.

    Pet one and report back.
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