If gayness was completely removed, would you actually mind sucking dick?

1. 2019-07-10 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Seems counter-productive.
2. 2019-07-10 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #22
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Zanick Gayness isn’t inherent to the act of sucking dick, that’s just how erogenous zones have been polemicized by the sexual elite for centuries until we believed it, and as a consequence, we are already living in their alternate reality. The whole economy of pleasure has never been so concentrated into the hands of a horny few, and their influence can be felt from cradles to backseats to prison cells to chatrooms. There are microtransactions attached to your choices in masturbation, and those choices are not coincidences or even truly biological in origin. We go through life on a prescribed pleasure program with our eyes shut and our hands and mouths between our legs, so that the epic story of mankind is best expressed as a carousel of rape. Sex, power, cash, miscegenation, taboo violation, policies of breeding experimentation, empires arising out of a mutual desire to transmute electrical signals into orgasm, anonymous nudity oriented worshipfully around a golden virtual body; this is the timeline the strong have introduced, into which we have invested every seed we’ve ever blown, and it is inarguably the best way to go about the strange business of sexuality ^{so far as we know}. Can you begin to imagine fags having a proportional stake in all that action?

   
   I'm high and I tried to click on "There are microtransactions attached to your choices in masturbation"
   
   I am severely disappointed. I thought this was a well sourced argument. But now I see it's all lies.
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3. 2019-07-10 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #23
   

   L41n Houston

   Originally posted by Nil I'm totally secure with myself and i don't need a cock in my mouth to prove it. Death, hopefully swift and swiftly forthcoming.

   
   Sure doesn't seem like it. Secure people don't worry about being a "bitch" or what other people do to have fun.
4. 2019-07-10 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #24
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   so fucking secure.
5. 2019-07-10 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun Yea but are you a man or a woman?

   
   
6. 2019-07-10 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #26
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   >boy
7. 2019-07-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #27
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Gay is being attracted to someone of the same sex. So you would still be gay.

   
   You don't have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them or stimulate their genitals, stop reading Cosmo faggit.
8. 2019-07-10 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You don't have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them or stimulate their genitals, stop reading Cosmo faggit.

   
   This is the justification for prison pussy given by closeted gay men.
9. 2019-07-10 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator This is the justification for prison pussy given by closeted gay men.

   
   or for banging munters at 2am when the bar closes.
10. 2019-07-10 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson or for banging munters at 2am when the bar closes.

    
    To be fair, some of these women in Florida...
11. 2019-07-10 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    
    > saying there are only two binary genders
    
    you cis shitlord
12. 2019-07-11 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #32
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    If you talk shit on Pokemon I will cut you
13. 2019-07-11 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by GGG If you talk shit on Pokemon I will cut you

    
    Mewtwo was always overrated.
14. 2019-07-11 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #34
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Mewtwo was always overrated.

    
    He's literally one of the strongest Pokemon and always has been. Fuck you. Full sp. Atck Adamant nature he will fucking crush you.
    
    You don't scare me kid
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15. 2019-07-11 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG He's literally one of the strongest Pokemon and always has been. Fuck you. Full sp. Atck Adamant nature he will fucking crush you.
    
    You don't scare me kid

    
    Fucken rekt shit scrub BTFO
16. 2019-07-11 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Fucken rekt shit scrub BTFO

    
    tl/ds
17. 2019-07-11 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GGG If you talk shit on Pokemon I will cut you

    
    
18. 2019-07-13 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #38
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Not even a real boy scouts uniform try again kiddo