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Have you ever written "wash me" on somebody's dirty car?
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2019-07-01 at 5:23 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 5:27 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 5:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think any car paintjob is capable of withstanding the ravages of time or stupidity.
getting finger written is no worse than going thru the freeway at 60mph.
if your man enough you'd already have known this from your experiences riding a bike topless and at a very high and dangerous speed up/down the freeway. -
2019-07-01 at 6:18 PM UTCI just did this one. It's the green bmw I did it several months ago. I'm pretty sure its stolen. This jack nilcson/ charlie bukowski older looking gont pulled up when I was outside smoking and was like hehehehehehehehe like my new car? And I was like yeah, I've always to own bmw when I grow up and I asked if I test drive and he didn't say no but he just kinda trailed off while grinning at me.. and I was like alright later bud.
Theres a car seat in the bad and the gont totally doesn't look like he wants to car for a child. I walk by it errr day and people throw trash in it. I'm thinking about If I can't sleep tonight going thru , to rummage I should of done that while on the tekken instead[of cradling a beer trying to rock myself to sleep.
but yeah its been there for like almost a year and the rear is in the heat so its extra crusty, didn't want to lick or spit on my finger after already getting it dusty, plus my nosey neighbor was just staring, she's gonna be like "mah TIGE/?!" the plot thickens even more than before.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 6:24 PM UTCMy favorite has always been:
"I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THIS DIRTY!" -
2019-07-01 at 6:48 PM UTChopeless romantic seeks a filthy whore.. happens every day..
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2019-07-01 at 6:58 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:07 PM UTCI left a car in someones underground parking for a few months and when I saw someone wrote "wash me" on it I felt personally slighted that the individual did not leave their contact info so I could obtain satisfaction. I think left the car there and never drove it again
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2019-07-01 at 7:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I left a car in someones underground parking for a few months and when I saw someone wrote "wash me" on it I felt personally slighted that the individual did not leave their contact info so I could obtain satisfaction. I think left the car there and never drove it again
What better contact info than their got dang fingerprints?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 7:28 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:28 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:32 PM UTCWhen I was in highschool I went through a phase of creating as much grafiti as possible. I wish i had pics but I'd do shit like write 'draw a turtle' and then id draw my own and come back to see if anyone else drew one.
My favorite tho was just writing in stalls
"Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And write graffiti on the walls"
I can't take credit for it but it still makes me laugh. -
2019-07-01 at 7:34 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:38 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:42 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:43 PM UTCoh okey
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2019-07-01 at 7:43 PM UTCHere in Tejas you'd have the right to protect your property with deadly force should you see a young negro fingering your equipment.
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2019-07-01 at 7:44 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:51 PM UTC
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2019-07-01 at 7:52 PM UTCprolly cause u fucked it in the ass loser
