Camomile tea

1. 2019-06-28 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #21
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   As long as they're both green who cares really sometimes i smoke dandelins just 2 mix it uP
2. 2019-06-28 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson oh wait..all these fucking years and it's not called camomile lotion, it's fucking calamine lotion.
   
   My entire life has been a lie.
   
   

   
   That’s the shit you put on chicken pox and poison ivy. Lol
3. 2019-06-28 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 That’s the shit you put on chicken pox and poison ivy. Lol

   
   works on hot itchy scrotums too.
4. 2019-06-28 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A hot sticky scrotum story.
   
   A friend (long ago alienated) of mine has his own Lawn care business (yes he's Mexican). He obviously gets very sweaty balls, his home cure for this is putting corn starch on his tiny brown marbles.
   
   He told me he'd come in from work one day and pulled out the box of corn starch he used for his balls and scooped some out to put on his balls, he did this several times and obviously had done it previously so the box of corn starch was contaminated with his ball sweat etc.
   
   A friend of his wifes came in a little later and the box of corn starch was still sitting there open on the side..the wife's friend apparently saw the box and said "mmm I love me some corn starch", put her fingers in to get some and before anyone could say anything consumed the floury ball sweat soaked goodness.
   
   My Mexican friend told me it kind of turned him on.
5. 2019-06-28 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She prepared me for the harsh world like Sarah Connor did for John.

   
   by dying of cancer or by being institutionalized ?
   
   or by having miscegenated with a robot ?
6. 2019-06-28 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   institutionalized.
7. 2019-06-29 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #27
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson oh wait..all these fucking years and it's not called camomile lotion, it's fucking calamine lotion.
   
   My entire life has been a lie.
   
   

   
   As a punishment you shall now gentrify your neighborhood with a pack of drunken Irish elves and as Wariat the pedo clown calls them. Gypsies as well
8. 2019-06-29 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #28
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny by dying of cancer or by being institutionalized ?
   
   or by having miscegenated with a robot ?

   
   That's offensive to me. Stop using words like miscegenate because I don't know what it means .
9. 2019-06-29 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #29
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 That’s the shit you put on chicken pox and poison ivy. Lol

   
   It's is.. works great to stop shaving nicks if you don't have a pen to stop bleeding.. and for blemish marks.. but don't leave it on to long.. it bleeches the skin on your face.. also my doctor said using it for more than a week at a time can absorb.. can build up toxicity and make you sick?
10. 2019-06-29 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #30
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    i drink " plant" (citation ? fear ?) idiot >:S
    
    big to litl to smal to short toe
11. 2019-06-29 at 4:19 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by toz That's offensive to me. Stop using words like miscegenate because I don't know what it means .

    
    it means race treason.
    
    treason, race.
    
    got that ?
12. 2019-06-29 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #32
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it means race treason.
    
    treason, race.
    
    got that ?

    
    You're so hostile.. try eating pot etiables
13. 2019-06-29 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by toz You're so hostile.. try eating pot etiables

    
    truths are hostile
14. 2019-07-05 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #34
    

    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny truths are hostile

    
    
15. 2019-07-05 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #35
    

    toz African Astronaut
    Off topic, It was 50th annual NYC Gay Pride and I saw this guy in the leading float
    
    
    
    hitler is a poop floater
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG
16. 2019-07-05 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #36
    

    toz African Astronaut