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Camomile tea

  1. 2019-06-28 at 5:13 AM UTC
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    toz African Astronaut
    To me chamomile tea taste kind of like a Zagnut bar vanilla taste but then there's a weird aftertaste where it's like after you ate a Zagnut bar and someone came in the room and cut a big stinky Day old beer fart kind of wife passed you I think crop dusted your room can you breathe it in and you say that's what
    chamomile tea taste like
  2. 2019-06-28 at 5:47 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thats a simp drink, try some hibiscus
  3. 2019-06-28 at 7:22 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats a simp drink, try some hibiscus

    Hibiscus is for pussies, try kava.
  4. 2019-06-28 at 11:25 AM UTC
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    toz African Astronaut
    Kava is Stonewall gay, try Mormon tea
  5. 2019-06-28 at 11:34 AM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Mormon tea is a faggot, try mate de coca
  6. 2019-06-28 at 11:45 AM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Long island Ice Tea, anything else is for faggots.
  7. 2019-06-28 at 12:35 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Chamomile tea is sh*t.
    If youre polish ur mother would make u chamomile tea for any and everything. Tummyache? Chamomile tea. Sore toe? Chamomile tea. You lost your favorite doll? Chamomile tea. Santa gave u sh*t present? Chamomile tea. Etc. 😡
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  8. 2019-06-28 at 12:38 PM UTC
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    Technologist victim of incest
  9. 2019-06-28 at 12:43 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Chamomile tea is sh*t.
    If youre polish ur mother would make u chamomile tea for any and everything. Tummyache? Chamomile tea. Sore toe? Chamomile tea. You lost your favorite doll? Chamomile tea. Santa gave u sh*t present? Chamomile tea. Etc. 😡

    ..and then collaborate with the germans and put you in the oven.
  10. 2019-06-28 at 12:44 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and then collaborate with the germans and put you in the oven.

    Oh yes that too. Got a burn? Chamomile tea compress.
  11. 2019-06-28 at 12:49 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    My mums cure for everything was Comfrey tea or Comfrey leaves.

    "Mum I fell off my bike and amputated arm!"

    "put a Comfrey leaf over it and stop whining you little crybaby bitch"
  12. 2019-06-28 at 12:50 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Your mother sounds like a doll.
  13. 2019-06-28 at 12:52 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    She prepared me for the harsh world like Sarah Connor did for John.
  14. 2019-06-28 at 12:53 PM UTC
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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
  15. 2019-06-28 at 12:58 PM UTC
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I like it with a bit of milk before I go nite nite..
  16. 2019-06-28 at 1:01 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Camomile lotion is really good for jock itch..very cooling and soothing. I probably wouldn't put hot camomile tea on my tackle though.
  17. 2019-06-28 at 1:04 PM UTC
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Camomile lotion is really good for jock itch..very cooling and soothing. I probably wouldn't put hot camomile tea on my tackle though.

    Can you wack off with it too?

    Does it stay slippery or does it get all sticky?
  18. 2019-06-28 at 1:08 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Can you wack off with it too?

    Does it stay slippery or does it get all sticky?

    It dries quickly and then it's kind of powdery, if you whacked off with it it would probably cause friction burns..mmmmm wait..
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  19. 2019-06-28 at 1:10 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    oh wait..all these fucking years and it's not called camomile lotion, it's fucking calamine lotion.

    My entire life has been a lie.

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  20. 2019-06-28 at 1:19 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
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