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Why the fuck do banks have to wait tomorrow to send money online?

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    "Deposits made after 6pm ET will processed the next business day"

    What the fuck? why?

    I don't remember this ever being a thing, did I just slip into an alternate dimension where banks are even shittier?

    Or is this just some thing that only happens in my retarded country.

  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's like if Amazon was only 9-5... I don't understand how an internet website "closes" at night time
  3. #3
    You live in 3rd world Canada...what do you expect.
  4. #4
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    They always have to process this. Usually banks deposit the money into your account before your actual deposit has gone through. But it depends on your bank and also how much you're depositing.

    This is why crypto is better and why banks are moving to closed crypto systems. Instant processing :)

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  5. #5
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    .....
  6. #6
    Looks like a setup.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You live in 3rd world Canada…what do you expect.

    Not much after having to wait until 9am to accept a money transfer on an online bank.

    They don't even have a system to make complaints Lengthy Members Ravishing my Anus! Ow!
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Canada is literally the worst, most retarded country on earth. Our government services and banks websites have fucking operating hours. THEY CLOSE

    WHY DOES A WEBSITE CLOSE THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

    THE WHOLE POINT OF ONLINE BANKING IS THAT YOU CAN DO IT WHEN THE BANK IS FUCKING CLOSED EDMEWIK#ep2k2k2w2kpkwk11!!

  9. #9
    Bradley African Astronaut
    are u waiting for your welfare check or some shit?

    How r u and HTS paying for ur sweet butt sechs space station
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    i know i made a similar thread to this when i was fucked up on meth and had a job but it was probably written in all caps while I was TWEAKING so i cant find it
  11. #11
    Bradley African Astronaut
    so how do you pay for everything if neither one of you work and nyou guys don't do onlyfans?

    parents?
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    welfare, i just got it and sent it all to HTS. Her money is a lot more stable though she gets transgender bux which is a special class of government support because Canada has a violent history with systemic genocide so they have to give BIPOCS and bi trannies money

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

    if she was also Indian she would be getting like $3k a month. I know some indian families who's grandma got raped by settlers and they live in mansions and drive sports cars all from government money.
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  13. #13
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    A lot of banks still rely on IBM mainframe computers or similar running COBOL programmes to do the heavy lifting. Usually they settle up with each other overnight, they all run a bunch of batch jobs, and send their transactions to each other and to intermediaries. It makes things much simpler, although obviously it is a system that was designed when banks were open 9-5 Monday to Friday with international transfers being conducted via various letters, and unsuitable for the internet world.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Donald Trump A lot of banks still rely on IBM mainframe computers or similar running COBOL programmes to do the heavy lifting. Usually they settle up with each other overnight, they all run a bunch of batch jobs, and send their transactions to each other and to intermediaries. It makes things much simpler, although obviously it is a system that was designed when banks were open 9-5 Monday to Friday with international transfers being conducted via various letters, and unsuitable for the internet world.

    Incorrect
  15. #15
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost welfare, i just got it and sent it all to HTS. Her money is a lot more stable though she gets transgender bux which is a special class of government support because Canada has a violent history with systemic genocide so they have to give BIPOCS and bi trannies money

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

    if she was also Indian she would be getting like $3k a month. I know some indian families who's grandma got raped by settlers and they live in mansions and drive sports cars all from government money.

    the more i get to know yoou the more i like you (as a friend). Not sure how many ppl say this to you on a regular basis, but it's how i feel.

    ratface ass nigga :)
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