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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master yes, but that still leaves us with the biggest dilemma, way harder that building the cart itself, how do we get it from chicago to austin tx?



    Originally posted by blaster master yes, he doesnt have a car and sucks at riding bikes so thats our only choice now isnt it? and i think ergonomically id probably design it to be pushed.

    If I have money for permits and shit i'm sure I'll have a car again.
  2. #22
    blaster master victim of incest
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    check out this place, this place is ace. The gont go's all the way to new mexico to get his buns from his family

  4. #24
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, it has to be pulled. It ruins the whole thing if it's pushed.

    every hotdog or pretzel vender would always be seen pushing the thing down the street. Kr0z could sell Pretzles too. and have a freezer built in for icecream. he should bring his girlfriend along to dish that stuff out with a bikini on in the summer time.

    dude would probably rake in close to 800-1000 bucks a night.
  5. #25
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #26
    toz African Astronaut
    He could have a rolling kiosk for top end IceCream like Dove Bars and Brauts and Pretzles and have his girlfriend make snowcones in a Bikini with the cold ice and a breeze on her bikini top give an extra treat to dads.

    "sex sells" i feel so dirty now. shit.
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  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The dime bags will be on the side. On the low down.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by toz every hotdog or pretzel vender would always be seen pushing the thing down the street. Kr0z could sell Pretzles too. and have a freezer built in for icecream. he should bring his girlfriend along to dish that stuff out with a bikini on in the summer time.

    dude would probably rake in close to 800-1000 bucks a night.

    I don't have a gf, she left me last summer lol
  9. #29
    blaster master victim of incest
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  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by blaster master fuck it, he should just be out there yelling "wieners, loud pack! i got weiners! i got loud packs!"

    I think he needs a jingle, a bell, and maybe one of those music things the ice cream trucks play as they gently coast through the neighborhood streets.
  11. #31
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master fuck it, he should just be out there yelling "wieners, loud pack! i got weiners! i got loud packs!"

    and if the pigs ask what loudpack is tell them it's a kind of kimchi and give them free hot dogs.

    They're not gonna ask in uniform though.

    it will be some scruffy former con getting a free pad in exchange for informant.
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by toz They're not gonna ask in uniform though.

    it will be some scruffy former con getting a free pad in exchange for informant.

    unfortunately that shit happens all the time here. I've seen it happen. I've had the cops follow me in unmarked vehicles thinking I was someone else.

    I dont wanna go into detail but I've literally watched the cops hide by the side of my door and send some average joe looking dude to knock on my door and no i wasn't fucked up. they do a lot of shennanagins but they are sometimes really obvious about i.
  13. #33
    Did you hear Hut’s is closing?

    Speaking of looking like other people - I met your shorter, more Hispanic, more smiley doppelgänger today. He was picking up chairs we rented. I even did a double take at first and gave a weird look.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    yeah i went there the other day with a friend, 80 years or whatever is crazy
  15. #35
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby unfortunately that shit happens all the time here. I've seen it happen. I've had the cops follow me in unmarked vehicles thinking I was someone else.

    I dont wanna go into detail but I've literally watched the cops hide by the side of my door and send some average joe looking dude to knock on my door and no i wasn't fucked up. they do a lot of shennanagins but they are sometimes really obvious about i.

    I know someone well who ended up causing trouble for his drug habit. first his girlfriend told me how she got a free place that 'they' help set her up with (section 8?) and that My friend had to go back to the reprogramming" camp or something close to that.

    It's real here in the bay area a well.. it's not a bad concept if someone is committing crimes but these same informants can be used to set innocent people up with shit and often do.

    It used to be that an excon couldn't testify or even if they were allowed the special case to do so, their word was clearly not respected. it's being abused by corrupt law enforcers.. most likely for personal gain.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby unfortunately that shit happens all the time here. I've seen it happen. I've had the cops follow me in unmarked vehicles thinking I was someone else.

    I dont wanna go into detail but I've literally watched the cops hide by the side of my door and send some average joe looking dude to knock on my door and no i wasn't fucked up. they do a lot of shennanagins but they are sometimes really obvious about i.

    I was selling hash from my house and one day I had just scored a nice 60 gram chunk of good black hash, and I had just walked in the door, literally three minutes later I get a knock on the door and there's this big 300-lb biker-dressed guy standing there and says he heard I would have some hash for sale. I had the chunk right in my palm, standing there on the stoop with him, so I crossed my arms so the chuck was up in one of my armpits, and I told him I was just about to score, and that he should come back in an hour or so. He said fine and left. Exactly an hour later, to the minute, he knocks on the door again and I answer and start telling him how pissed I am that my guy is so late, and come back in another hour. So he's visibly confused and starts to be forceful, but I comfort him and tell him it's OK bud, just come back in an hour and I'm sure all will be well. He comes back in almost exactly an hour, and this time I answer and act totally pissed off, telling him my dealer is a real bitch and I'm going to switch suppliers. So he starts getting real mad and pushy wants to come in, and starts eyeballing my clothing up and down, I guess to check if I have any weapons or dope right on me, and then starts edging his way in, so I cross my body a bit in front of him to block his passage, and he looks right at me like looks could kill, so I told him hey, give me your number and I will absolutely call you when I get my stuff. So he gives me his number and leaves, but keeps looking back all the way down the steps. I never called back.
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  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was selling hash from my house and one day I had just scored a nice 60 gram chunk of good black hash, and I had just walked in the door, literally three minutes later I get a knock on the door and there's this big 300-lb biker-dressed guy standing there and says he heard I would have some hash for sale. I had the chunk right in my palm, standing there on the stoop with him, so I crossed my arms so the chuck was up in one of my armpits, and I told him I was just about to score, and that he should come back in an hour or so. He said fine and left. Exactly an hour later, to the minute, he knocks on the door again and I answer and start telling him how pissed I am that my guy is so late, and come back in another hour. So he's visibly confused and starts to be forceful, but I comfort him and tell him it's OK bud, just come back in an hour and I'm sure all will be well. He comes back in almost exactly an hour, and this time I answer and act totally pissed off, telling him my dealer is a real bitch and I'm going to switch suppliers. So he starts getting real mad and pushy wants to come in, and starts eyeballing my clothing up and down, I guess to check if I have any weapons or dope right on me, and then starts edging his way in, so I cross my body a bit in front of him to block his passage, and he looks right at me like looks could kill, so I told him hey, give me your number and I will absolutely call you when I get my stuff. So he gives me his number and leaves, but keeps looking back all the way down the steps. I never called back.

    Yeah thats pretty crazy, I was walking to the asian store a few summers back and this white truck pulls up at the stop sign as I'm about to cross the st with 2 guys in the front 2 in the back and they just sit at the stop sign looking at me funny.. got a weird vibe so I didn't want to cross in front of them so I go behind the truck and walk the other way around the block to the store. I buy my booze at the store and the lady tells me (they have a security camera in the back alley I guess and they see I take the route back home) to not go into the alley the cops are arresting someone. I walk by the alley and their arresting some other skinny dude with a beard and long hair lol
  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    like most folks, i dont have enough douglas monks in my life. ❤
  19. #39
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung like most folks, i dont have enough douglas monks in my life. ❤

    Why would you want that tho?
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]




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