How do you get by if you run out of toilet paper and don't have any money to get more?

1. 2019-06-13 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   just aim your head (dome) at your asshole and pee.
   
   hard.
2. 2019-06-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's nice when you have one of those clean poops that leaves not a trace.

   
   clean poop doesnt empirically exist.
   
   even the cleanest ones leave behind a thin film of shit smelling oil.
   
   touch your asshole the next time you think you had "clean" poop.
3. 2019-06-13 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny clean poop doesnt empirically exist.
   
   even the cleanest ones leave behind a thin film of shit smelling oil.
   
   touch your asshole the next time you think you had "clean" poop.

   
   I believe pretty much all your skin is coated in all kinds of fecal matter which settles on you all day long...and of course the skin is producing oils too...the concept of a clean poop is obviously relative.
4. 2019-06-13 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny touch your asshole and then smell your fingers the next time you think you had "clean" poop.

   
   Fixed.
5. 2019-06-13 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I believe pretty much all your skin is coated in all kinds of fecal matter which settles on you all day long…and of course the skin is producing oils too…the concept of a clean poop is obviously relative.

   
   to a dirty boy.
6. 2019-06-13 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #46
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The solution seems simple, go into the next room and find something to use there.

   
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2019-06-14 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by HTS

   
   So you suck the shit off his dick when he is done in your asshole. Thanks for clearing that up.
8. 2019-06-14 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Perhaps it's a cadbury's flake.
9. 2019-06-14 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #49
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Period Blood I usually wipe my butt on a towel. What do you do? I need advice.

   
   Newspaper
10. 2019-06-14 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿
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11. 2019-06-14 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #51
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Technologist When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿

    
    Until you accidentally wipe with the gympie gympie
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    • Technologist
12. 2019-06-14 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you could always boil up some lasagna sheets
    
    
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13. 2019-06-14 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #53
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by NARCassist you could always boil up some lasagna sheets
    
    
    .

    
    Wiping with pasta is actually cheaper too cause you can just re-wash the sheets and its like new
14. 2019-06-14 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    That's a spicy meatball
15. 2019-06-14 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I couldn't afford a couple rolls of Great Value toilet paper I would just kill myself.
16. 2019-06-14 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    We buy Sam’s Choice in bulk.
17. 2019-06-14 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I used to work with a guy who would argue with his roommate about buying toilet paper if there were any other paper product substitutes in the house like napkins or paper towels. His roommate would ask him to bring home TP and he'd buy beer instead and say "what do we need toilet paper for when there's perfectly good napkins in the kitchen?". Of course he spent at least $25 a day on weed, beer and cigarettes.
18. 2019-06-14 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Towel
19. 2019-06-14 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #59
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Solstice If I couldn't afford a couple rolls of Great Value toilet paper I would just kill myself.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist We buy Sam’s Choice in bulk.

    
    are you two seriously trying to compete on who gets the best bog roll?
    
    
    .
20. 2019-06-14 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice "what do we need toilet paper for when there's perfectly good napkins in the kitchen?".

    
    to which the response was "what do we need beer for when there is water in the tap?"