2019-06-13 at 4:17 PM UTC
just aim your head (dome) at your asshole and pee.
hard.
2019-06-14 at 12:20 PM UTC
Perhaps it's a cadbury's flake.
2019-06-14 at 1:16 PM UTC
When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿
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2019-06-14 at 1:28 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Technologist
When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿
Until you accidentally wipe with the gympie gympie
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2019-06-14 at 1:53 PM UTC
you could always boil up some lasagna sheets
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2019-06-14 at 2:36 PM UTC
If I couldn't afford a couple rolls of Great Value toilet paper I would just kill myself.
2019-06-14 at 2:40 PM UTC
We buy Sam’s Choice in bulk.
2019-06-14 at 3:42 PM UTC
I used to work with a guy who would argue with his roommate about buying toilet paper if there were any other paper product substitutes in the house like napkins or paper towels. His roommate would ask him to bring home TP and he'd buy beer instead and say "what do we need toilet paper for when there's perfectly good napkins in the kitchen?". Of course he spent at least $25 a day on weed, beer and cigarettes.