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Become a Trianglist monk and practice fasting

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    I only eat one meal per day, sometimes once every two days. Eating food takes a lot of time out of the day that could be spent better meditating on religion.

    It's a good way to keep thin, I have never weighed over 200lbs and it also teaches you to accept hunger and learn to suppress it which is an important survival skill.

    Let's take a look at the typical meals of a Buddhist monk

    Breakfast - Sweet potato, coconut with Lunumiris and desert watermelon
    Lunch - Rice, bread fruit, gotu kola, beans, red fish curry and a banana
    Dinner - yogurt and coffee

    The Trianglist diet is very similar and involves the use of nootropic superfoods like turmeric and fish oil.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol@ the triangle essentially being upside down
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    one meal a day isn't fasting. one meal every two days isn't fasting. i'd say the minimum period for a fast would be three days, but that's pussy modern progressivist shit. really, a week is the minimum fast length. less than a week and you're just... eating less. dieting i guess.

    if you do a week without food OR water, you get a gold star. protip your body produces its own water from fat if you don't drink any. you'll still be pissing on day 7.
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    You really only need the stuff at the bottom
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