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Just shit the bed
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2019-05-17 at 11:53 PM UTCJust back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.
Damn sneezes.
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2019-05-17 at 11:56 PM UTCDamn dude.
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2019-05-18 at 12:05 AM UTCMy boxers caught most of it.
Ignore the brown stain pls Techno. -
2019-05-18 at 12:06 AM UTCOr the poopy smell.
We all know you've smelt it.
And pretended not to know whomst dealt it. -
2019-05-18 at 12:12 AM UTC
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2019-05-18 at 12:14 AM UTCWear 2 pairs of briefs
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2019-05-18 at 2:31 AM UTCSkid McMarks
Smells good from down here Soi😁 -
2019-05-18 at 9:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.
Damn sneezes.
Hope this answers any of your questions.
Please contact me if you have any queries.
i've never sharted the bed.. but i did last night.. -
2019-05-18 at 9:10 AM UTCUr Absolutely pathetic in every way, op.
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2019-05-18 at 11:22 AM UTC
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2019-05-18 at 11:28 AM UTC
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2019-05-18 at 3:04 PM UTC
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2019-05-18 at 3:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.
Damn sneezes.
Hope this answers any of your questions.
Please contact me if you have any queries.
Oh you poor thing.. -
2019-05-18 at 3:12 PM UTCCan I get some kudos for using water instead of toilet roll?
I consider reducing my ecological footprint to be a priority. -
2019-05-18 at 3:16 PM UTC
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2019-05-19 at 11:14 AM UTC
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2019-05-19 at 2:32 PM UTCHaving just had a colonoscopy and having to have gone through what they politely call "prep", let me just say that, should I ever have another, I will be buying a box of adult diapers first.
Enough said. -
2019-05-19 at 4:50 PM UTC