2019-05-14 at 12:29 AM UTC
Is there anything I can do that would perceive the complete reciprocation from you and display the required communication to be affianced with you?
What am I doing wrong? Is my approach too strong? Am I fugly? I need to know!
2019-05-14 at 12:30 AM UTC
You need to kill polecat and let her mourn and then pounce when she returns.
2019-05-14 at 12:33 AM UTC
hopefully she’ll pose like this-
after it’s done.
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2019-05-14 at 12:42 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Lol op is a nerd that likes the grossest of nis hoes
2019-05-14 at 12:56 AM UTC
Yes, I just wanna hug them and look into their eye telling them that they are not alone that I can too be a nis hoe.
2019-05-14 at 12:56 AM UTC
Thanks for the like HTS, nice teef on your avatar.
2019-05-14 at 1:12 AM UTC
Lol. Ur such a duck, darren.
2019-05-14 at 1:27 AM UTC
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2019-05-14 at 1:31 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
lil D, she's just not into you,, also Killing off the polecat is a pretty big job,, as you know Ive been hunted by the best of them,,,, where are they now???
no one really knows,,
2019-05-14 at 1:39 AM UTC
She’s just not into me?! Wut-
I bet you don’t even know her favorite flavored low-fat yogurt is. I do though.
I wouldn’t kill you, Rick wouldn’t know what to do if he haven’t had someone home to cook a well done meal. That would be devastating.
2019-05-14 at 1:40 AM UTC
Make some cute mix babies
2019-05-14 at 1:49 AM UTC
But she doesn’t want babies. I think we might have an accident baby from uncontrollable motorboats, but nonetheless, we both need to have a serious discussion and come to terms of whom should have maternity leave. I for one would make the sacrifice but, it’s not manly. So, basically it’s a one sided battle. I like debates though. So we will see, right pumpkin?
2019-05-14 at 1:58 AM UTC
I just wish we met once and I don’t care if it’s just a few seconds or a glance I just want to have the moment and say to nis viewers that we had sex unofficially.
2019-05-14 at 3:17 AM UTC
You're the DH §m£ÂgØL doppleganger.
dear fwawawawaawawa is a nigger!
2019-05-14 at 3:58 AM UTC
Wow, funny. I’ve heard that reference before on DH. You would’ve had a ton of lols there from that joke. I’m totally not kidding.
Ant or sancho would post a never ending face in hole pictures of me on cue and lurking DHers would go bananas.
2019-05-14 at 4:52 AM UTC
Tell me, Deronimo. Do you think you have a chance?