About to Explore a New Swimming Spot

1. 2019-05-05 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stay tuned for fotos.
2. 2019-05-05 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Watch out for snakes n skeeters
3. 2019-05-05 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   ALTemio sanchez Houston

   Originally posted by CASPER Watch out for snakes n skeeters

   
   *skeet skeet skeet*
   
   
4. 2019-05-05 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ALTemio sanchez *skeet skeet skeet*
   
   

   
   i hung that one right over the plate for you
5. 2019-05-05 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Be careful, Theresa. Wouldn't want to have the Austin police looking for you.
6. 2019-05-05 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole
   Beware of the dreaded cottonmouth, aka water moccasin .
7. 2019-05-06 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Well, guys, I have unfortunate news. Theresa drowned this afternoon :(
   
   She was floating on her back eating a bag of Triple Woppers(tm) when a chicken fry got caught in her throat and she started choking, which caused her to sit up and spill two of her large orders of onion rings. She dove after them, and found the first one, but ran out of air trying to find the second one.
8. 2019-05-06 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
9. 2019-05-06 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I shit you not someone I didn’t know was doing yoga when I decided to take a photo. Fucking hippies in Austin, yeah?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
10. 2019-05-06 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #10
    blaster master victim of incest
11. 2019-05-06 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by blaster master Always use the buddy system when swimming

    
    ITT - Everyone’s Dad ^
12. 2019-05-06 at 4:22 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Nice hole
13. 2019-05-06 at 11:44 AM UTC

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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -mal- I shit you not someone I didn’t know was doing yoga when I decided to take a photo. Fucking hippies in Austin, yeah?

    
    They're clearly trying to suck their own dick, unless the yoga move is "suck your own dick".
14. 2019-05-06 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet They're clearly trying to suck their own dick, unless the yoga move is "suck your own dick".

    
    ^^ spoken like someone whos never gotten his dick sucked