2019-05-05 at 9:33 PM UTC
Watch out for snakes n skeeters
2019-05-05 at 9:58 PM UTC
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Be careful, Theresa. Wouldn't want to have the Austin police looking for you.
2019-05-05 at 11:09 PM UTC
Beware of the dreaded cottonmouth, aka water moccasin .
2019-05-06 at 2:26 AM UTC
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Well, guys, I have unfortunate news. Theresa drowned this afternoon :(
She was floating on her back eating a bag of Triple Woppers(tm) when a chicken fry got caught in her throat and she started choking, which caused her to sit up and spill two of her large orders of onion rings. She dove after them, and found the first one, but ran out of air trying to find the second one.
2019-05-06 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2019-05-06 at 3:10 AM UTC
I shit you not someone I didn’t know was doing yoga when I decided to take a photo. Fucking hippies in Austin, yeah?
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