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  1. #21
    A 60yr old manual laborer is in most cases fitter and more able than some 24yr old tub o' lard who sits at a computer all day.
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah but i'm better at driving a forklift because I have superior hand eye coordination from playing video games.. I literally tell this to employers lol
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah but i'm better at driving a forklift because I have superior hand eye coordination from playing video games.. I literally tell this to employers lol

    A 1 eyed baboon can drive a folklift.
  4. #24
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hell whatever at least when I die I know Im going to heaven

    There's more chance of my dick growing another 5 inches than you going to heaven.
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A 1 eyed baboon can drive a folklift.

    Yeah but doing it fast, efficiently and most importantly safely is important.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah but doing it fast, efficiently and most importantly safely is important.

    You're either underestimating a 1 eyed baboon or over estimating the "skill" needed to drive a folklift...as I recall when I got forklift certified at Compaq the "course" took me about 20 mins to complete from never having driven one to being Compaq Certified to do so lolol...pass the bananas.
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Eww. Manual labour is for men. Ewwww.
  8. #28
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I despise manual labour so much. I'm so happy to have the job I do.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    I like to help out the guys in the back at least once a week to show them I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. They love it when daddy bends at the knees.
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're either underestimating a 1 eyed baboon or over estimating the "skill" needed to drive a folklift…as I recall when I got forklift certified at Compaq the "course" took me about 20 mins to complete from never having driven one to being Compaq Certified to do so lolol…pass the bananas.

    Anyone can get a license it's easy but that doesn't make you a good forklift driver. It's very simple but working in tight areas and stacking things really high requires good eyesight and precision. A non experienced driver can take twice the amount of time to do something an experienced one can do quickly.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Ghost Anyone can get a license it's easy but that doesn't make you a good forklift driver. It's very simple but working in tight areas and stacking things really high requires good eyesight and precision. A non experienced driver can take twice the amount of time to do something an experienced one can do quickly.

    Yes your overestimating it, or your skills are limited...again a 1 eyed baboon can be proficient at driving a forklift in a day...The most experienced guy at compaq was also the saftey guy....he also managed to run over someones foot and knock a rack down with a forklift, experience doesn't always equate to more skill....my mom drove a car for 60yrs but she was about as capable as a no eyed baboon even after all that time.

    And again...the idea of needing/having "skill" on a forklift is quite laughable...
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    He obviously wasn't very skilled if he caused an accident like that. He probably had the same "any idiot can do this" mentality that you do which is why he caused an accident.

    Yes any idiot could drive a forklift but that doesn't mean they can do it well, or safely.
  13. #33
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    That’s what messicans are for
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Ghost Yes any idiot could drive a forklift but that doesn't mean they can do it well, or safely.

    Well that's the thing I'm getting at, it does...driving a forklift safety and efficiency IS so easy an idiot could do it and do it well.

    Now if you feel it requires a lot of skill and concentration that says more about your level of abilities than the idiots...
  15. #35
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I like running a backhoe

    I rent one from time to Time to dig shit up in the back 40

    That’s a manly good time
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to drive a forklift while blacked out on benzos so I know it's easy but working in a fast paced warehouse where you have to do everything quickly is not something you can just jump into.

    Most companies don't want inexperienced people doing that kind of stuff and they spend lots of time and money training people so they can get good enough to operate at that level.
  17. #37
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I like never having to call people in to fix my shit and my ability to fix my kids stuff to help them save some money and have a successful life.

    Right now I need to remove all the Freon and replace it at my daughter's house as well as replace her leaking water heater. Just waiting on some warmer weather for the A/C work and waiting for Menards 11% off sale for the water heater. She's going to have to buy the heater and dielectric unions, but I'll drain and remove the old one and install the new one for her.

    My son is waiting for me to replace his backyard flood light that keeps burning out (500 watts) with an LED model.

    It feels good to have skills.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to drive a forklift while blacked out on benzos so I know it's easy but working in a fast paced warehouse where you have to do everything quickly is not something you can just jump into.

    Most companies don't want inexperienced people doing that kind of stuff and they spend lots of time and money training people so they can get good enough to operate at that level.

    If you can pull a 6G Immelman on your forklift and finish with a Split S you might want to consider becoming an F16 pilot.
  19. #39
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I don't mind manual labor, but it's not something I'd rely on. I have a brother whose wife makes pretty good money, so he actually doesn't have to work at all. But, he's nearly 50 and still does manual labor simply cause he enjoys it and doesn't have to ask his wife for money for weed and beer. He was in prison for murder and in and out of jail ever since, too, so I guess actual work seems like a great deal compared to that sort of thing.
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Boo is a butthole pilot!

    lol
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