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  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Please hang me at The Gallows Pole instead of burning me at the stake. My 'crime' is deserving of that punishment…

    No, i think i will forgive you. It's the Christian thing to do.
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pls tell us why is that.

    i have dolls for story telling aid if you need them.

    "I was touched by Jesus."

    "I just want to get on my knees and start pleasing Jesus."
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Sophie "I was touched by Jesus."

    "I just want to get on my knees and start pleasing Jesus."

    *a boy was kneeling with his hands clasped together before his face**

    *the camera pans out to reveal ..... *
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie No, i think i will forgive you. It's the Christian thing to do.

    Thank you, Sophie.
  5. #25
    Octavian motherfucker
    ITT: HERETICS
  6. #26
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian


    Nonce not "Nonse", you Nonce.

    Did you draw that yourself?


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  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    lolol...shots fired! Narc, you're an instigator... I love that about you.👍❤☺
  8. #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I was slightly wrong but..

    NONCE
    Also found in: Dictionary, Thesaurus, Idioms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia.
    Related to NONCE: nonce word
    Acronym Definition
    NONCE Not of Normal Criminal Element (sex offender reference)
    NONCE Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise (prisoner)

    https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NONCE


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  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Narc Did you draw that yourself?


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    It's OK not be OK Narc, I'm here for you. 👍
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    You're a handsome, charismatic, friendly young man Octavian. I've grown quite fond of you. May God bless you in all of your future endeavors.
  11. #31
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    It's OK not be OK Narc, I'm here for you. 👍

    Did you mean It's OK to not be OK?


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  12. #32
    Krow African Astronaut
    There is a belief that When Jesus ascended on Sunday following the Cross's crucifixion and brought to the place where he was placed in (like a tomb) he went to Hell for 2 days to tell the Devil his time would be up (though it's taking several thousand years, to Angels such as Lucifer who once Reigned with G-d, is a very short time.

    first comes Armageddon and then a thousand years of Peace. again, not long for Satan. A new Earth and a New Heaven will form. but it doesn't say what will happen after that. Which makes me think this is a cycle of G-d and recreating the perfect man while giving us Autonomy and free will. Unless we changed (I don't know if this is going to happen) we're doomed at some point.
  13. #33
    Krow African Astronaut
    Happy Easte.r-Sunday and happy Passover
  14. #34
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Krow There is a belief that When Jesus ascended on Sunday following the Cross's crucifixion and brought to the place where he was placed in (like a tomb) he went to Hell for 2 days to tell the Devil his time would be up (though it's taking several thousand years, to Angels such as Lucifer who once Reigned with G-d, is a very short time.

    first comes Armageddon and then a thousand years of Peace. again, not long for Satan. A new Earth and a New Heaven will form. but it doesn't say what will happen after that. Which makes me think this is a cycle of G-d and recreating the perfect man while giving us Autonomy and free will. Unless we changed (I don't know if this is going to happen) we're doomed at some point.

    I think what is nearer the truth is that he wasn't clinicly dead when they took him down off that cross and placed him in that tomb. Back then with limited medical knowledge it was fairly common for people to be pronounced dead and then get buried alive. Scratches inside coffins found in excavation sites confirms this many times. I'd guess after a few days rest he woke up and managed to get out of the tomb and then cashed in on the whole miracle thing. I mean who wouldn't in that situation. Obvs people took it as some devine intervention thing but the reality was the dude just wasn't really dead in the first place.


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  15. #35
    Originally posted by Narc I was slightly wrong but..



    https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NONCE


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    this is so sad.

    a former prisoner had to cite non-prison sources to add credibility to his prison stories and experiences.

    its like mafia bosses who had to cite wikipedia articles about gulag/prison tattoos to prove his tattoos are saying what he claim they are saying.
  16. #36
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is so sad.

    a former prisoner had to cite non-prison sources to add credibility to his prison stories and experiences.

    its like mafia bosses who had to cite wikipedia articles about gulag/prison tattoos to prove his tattoos are saying what he claim they are saying.

    You do chat some shit


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  17. #37
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is so sad.

    a former prisoner had to cite non-prison sources to add credibility to his prison stories and experiences.

    its like mafia bosses who had to cite wikipedia articles about gulag/prison tattoos to prove his tattoos are saying what he claim they are saying.

    No tattoos in the Gulag, fam. Just ice and death.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Sophie No tattoos in the Gulag, fam. Just ice and death.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_criminal_tattoos
  19. #39
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_criminal_tattoos

    Prison != Gulag.
  20. #40
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That^ what comes of constantly going on a message board to post the exception to the rule in an attempt to purposely try to be the biggest disruptive annoying twat you can possibly be.

    Especially doing it on this particular board because thats exactly what most of us here were doing in class during our rebellious phase when we were fucking 12.

    Banny doesn't realize we all recognize exactly what he been doing this whole time. What a fucking idiot.


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