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Urinating sitting down is objectively superior

  1. 2019-04-12 at 8:01 PM UTC
    #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  2. 2019-04-12 at 8:03 PM UTC
    #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2019-04-12 at 8:09 PM UTC
    #43
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Im incredibly curious as to where you found this particular diagram, but I'm apprehensive about asking for any specifics.
  4. 2019-04-12 at 8:10 PM UTC
    #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My vote goes for number 0... Full bodily submersion.
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  5. 2019-04-12 at 8:46 PM UTC
    #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  6. 2019-04-13 at 2:28 AM UTC
    #46
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Pee into the toilet naked, and tell me you don't feel splashing water on your legs.
  7. 2019-04-13 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pee into the toilet naked, and tell me you don't feel splashing water on your legs.

    Not just water. The fact you feel it means your pee already reached the water, and it's your pee and that water that's splashing out of the bowl.

    Pee water.
  8. 2019-04-13 at 2:43 AM UTC
    #48
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not just water. The fact you feel it means your pee already reached the water, and it's your pee and that water that's splashing out of the bowl.

    Pee water.

    Exactly.

    If you have a urinal, or a wall or a tree you can pee against it, and you feel no splashing. Or even if you pee onto grass.

    But if you pee directly onto solid concrete the pee splashes everywhere, and you can even see it on your trousers.

    Even though the amounts involved might be tiny, I'd rather just take precautions to ensure that I don't get pee on myself.

    BTW ironically I broke my ankle going out to the garden to pee - I stood on a shovel.
  9. 2019-04-13 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It depends a lot on the height of your toilet as well. If you are tall, and your toilet is set low, there's more distance involved, the piss has to traverse farther, and so there is more resulting backsplash. You have to have a toilet which has been personalized to your specific needs. For example, a tall toilet for a short person, where the stream only travels a foot or so from dick to water.
  10. 2019-04-13 at 4:23 AM UTC
    #50
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Exactly.

    If you have a urinal, or a wall or a tree you can pee against it, and you feel no splashing. Or even if you pee onto grass.

    But if you pee directly onto solid concrete the pee splashes everywhere, and you can even see it on your trousers.

    Even though the amounts involved might be tiny, I'd rather just take precautions to ensure that I don't get pee on myself.

    BTW ironically I broke my ankle going out to the garden to pee - I stood on a shovel.

    not true, the same thing happen if you pee sitting or on the open urinal. blowback happens and you can always feel tiny, atomized droplets of pee landing back on you.

    which is why when i pee in the ooen urinals i always stand about 3' away from it. the problem is that people look at me and point and laughed.
  11. 2019-04-15 at 5:33 AM UTC
    #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I've done the lunge before but the frog looks legit
  12. 2019-04-15 at 9:44 AM UTC
    #52
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    If I've evert eaten a hot curry the night before I find this the best position to take a dump.

    Or a Mr Whippy should I say.
  13. 2019-04-15 at 12:01 PM UTC
    #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    do you not understand the potential meaning, of imprompt behavior?
  14. 2019-04-15 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #54
    Ond Yung Blood
    This is correct. One should crouch while urinating.
  15. 2019-04-17 at 9:23 PM UTC
    #55
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    https://www.vice.com/sv/article/bnpgp8/how-pissing-siting-down-become-a-thing-for-men-456?utm_source=reddit.com
  16. 2019-04-17 at 9:35 PM UTC
    #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator https://www.vice.com/sv/article/bnpgp8/how-pissing-siting-down-become-a-thing-for-men-456?utm_source=reddit.com

    Vice?
    Reddit?
    Peeing sitting down?

    Too soy; didn't read.
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