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Would you rather be a goose used for foie gras production or a caged chicken?

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.

  2. #2
    Look at those cute little fuckers.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I can't click on that vid. :(
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    I grew up on a farm so it doesn't bother me.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Ghost Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.


    I'd rather live a short life of agony than a long life of misery
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Foie Gras geese don't have it too bad.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Ghost Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.


    Her voice reminds me of Lisa Johansson

  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Nobody wants to be the goose lol

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh god. Is he choking his goose??
  10. #10
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I wanna be a mallard.
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh god. Is he choking his goose??

    force feeding it
  12. #12
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh god. Is he choking his goose??

    No he's chokin the chicken
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    idk man... all i know is i was driving down i-35 to san antonio several years back and there was a truck with a cage in the back full of beakless chickens with out feathers.. like they were genetically modified and on the way to the kfc slaughter house.. i saw one of the chicken sqeeze its little featherless body out between the wiring and hit the road at atleast 75mph..

    he really didn't like being a genetically modified chicken... one of the weirdest things i've ever seen.
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    fucking mutant sheep

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