Would you rather be a goose used for foie gras production or a caged chicken?

1. 2019-04-08 at 1:25 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.
   
   
2. 2019-04-08 at 1:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Look at those cute little fuckers.
3. 2019-04-08 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I can't click on that vid. :(
4. 2019-04-08 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I grew up on a farm so it doesn't bother me.
5. 2019-04-08 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.
   
   

   
   I'd rather live a short life of agony than a long life of misery
6. 2019-04-08 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Foie Gras geese don't have it too bad.
7. 2019-04-08 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Folks, I would take the chicken so there's a chance I come out male and they just toss me in the blender as soon as i'm born.
   
   

   
   Her voice reminds me of Lisa Johansson
   
   
8. 2019-04-08 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Nobody wants to be the goose lol
   
   
9. 2019-04-08 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Oh god. Is he choking his goose??
10. 2019-04-08 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I wanna be a mallard.
11. 2019-04-08 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh god. Is he choking his goose??

    
    force feeding it
12. 2019-04-08 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh god. Is he choking his goose??

    
    No he's chokin the chicken
13. 2019-04-08 at 4 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    idk man... all i know is i was driving down i-35 to san antonio several years back and there was a truck with a cage in the back full of beakless chickens with out feathers.. like they were genetically modified and on the way to the kfc slaughter house.. i saw one of the chicken sqeeze its little featherless body out between the wiring and hit the road at atleast 75mph..
    
    he really didn't like being a genetically modified chicken... one of the weirdest things i've ever seen.
14. 2019-04-08 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    fucking mutant sheep