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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I had a dream about Ohfralala the other night. I dreamt I moved somewhere for work and she was my gf and we tried to have sex, but I wasn't interested, so I went down on her and it was like licking cereal box cardboard. Then we tried to find her some clothes (weirdly it was back in my room here in Ireland, my walk in closet and clothes and everything), and we noticed that my clothes would fit her, but only if we wrapped my clothes around her twice as her waist was exactly half mine. I looked in the mirror and I was really freaky size fat and she was about perfect.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls LMS was my favourite female on zoklet

    bitch always got her tits out on cam

    Littlemisssunshine?
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ja
  4. Hey
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I had a dream about Ohfralala the other night. I dreamt I moved somewhere for work and she was my gf and we tried to have sex, but I wasn't interested, so I went down on her and it was like licking cereal box cardboard. Then we tried to find her some clothes (weirdly it was back in my room here in Ireland, my walk in closet and clothes and everything), and we noticed that my clothes would fit her, but only if we wrapped my clothes around her twice as her waist was exactly half mine. I looked in the mirror and I was really freaky size fat and she was about perfect.

    Sound a bit off mate
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- Hey

    Sound a bit off mate

    Lol nobody will ever dream of you
  6. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I had a dream about Ohfralala the other night. I dreamt I moved somewhere for work and she was my gf and we tried to have sex, but I wasn't interested, so I went down on her and it was like licking cereal box cardboard. Then we tried to find her some clothes (weirdly it was back in my room here in Ireland, my walk in closet and clothes and everything), and we noticed that my clothes would fit her, but only if we wrapped my clothes around her twice as her waist was exactly half mine. I looked in the mirror and I was really freaky size fat and she was about perfect.

    Lol oh Soy.

    What brand cereal though?
  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Lucky Charms, of course.

    They're magically delicious too!
  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -mal- Hey

    Sound a bit off mate

    Get the fuck out of here. She was my girlfriend and we had apparently been together for a while. She was asking me to fuck her like in a normal relationship. The dream part (dreams always involve deviation from the normal, didn't you notice that) involved me being uninterested in sex (due to ykw) and her being dry (this probably came from a pic fonaplats posted of possibly her pussy, along with his wording on how dry she was).

    Yes, drugs play a part, but guys are only as flat, and girls are only as dry, each according to their respective arousal, as the hormones doing their job in each case.

    My dream was basically about how we never bothered to arouse each other.

    The real red pill on dream interpretation is that dreams always contain an interpretation on how you live right now, and a warning as to how that might affect you in the future.
  9. So if I dreamed this guy I use to date was trying to kill me and I was stuck in a mental hospital that means I’m scared of him right?
  10. Originally posted by Ghost Lol nobody will ever dream of you

    Can confirm this is untrue due to several first hand accounts.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- So if I dreamed this guy I use to date was trying to kill me and I was stuck in a mental hospital that means I’m scared of him right?

    lol

    Originally posted by -mal- Can confirm this is untrue due to several first hand accounts.

    guys will say all kinds of stuff to eat an ass
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol oh Soy.

    What brand cereal though?

    I think it was Aldi Sugar Crunch, but pretty sure that tastes (and has the same or better nutritional value) the exact same as Kellogs' Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes, except at less than half the price.

    It was due to that picture Fona posted of a fairly dry vagina. Said it was yours. Maybe was, don't really care.

    I almost apologise for dreaming about you. I fell asleep reading one of those threads about you.

    Once I get a job in our youknowwhat I'll be easy enough for me to get a girlfriend in our youknowwhat.
  13. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think it was Aldi Sugar Crunch, but pretty sure that tastes (and has the same or better nutritional value) the exact same as Kellogs' Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes, except at less than half the price.

    It was due to that picture Fona posted of a fairly dry vagina. Said it was yours. Maybe was, don't really care.

    I almost apologise for dreaming about you. I fell asleep reading one of those threads about you.

    Once I get a job in our youknowwhat I'll be easy enough for me to get a girlfriend in our youknowwhat.

    Well at least it was sweet cardboard =P

    Lol no apology necessary.

    And no it wasn’t my pussy :) That was a troll thread.
  14. Originally posted by Ghost lol



    guys will say all kinds of stuff to eat an ass

    No one has ever eaten my ass nor will they. That’s some gay shit scron.
  15. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Women's asses are quite a bit different than guys asses. Then again, a man is just a modified version of a woman, so in a way, any kind of sex is gay.

    And we're all lesbians, perhaps.
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers so in a way, any kind of sex is gay.

    Quoting the ultimate truth of human sexuality
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  17. *homosexuality intensifies*
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well at least it was sweet cardboard =P

    Lol no apology necessary.

    And no it wasn’t my pussy :) That was a troll thread.

    Yeah well my last GF was literally a fairly senior level Nigerian diplomat.

    All I did was suck her clitoris. I sorta fucked her once, but as soon as I did she told me not to.
  19. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah well my last GF was literally a fairly senior level Nigerian diplomat.

    All I did was suck her clitoris. I sorta fucked her once, but as soon as I did she told me not to.

    Oh. No
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- No one has ever eaten my ass nor will they. That’s some gay shit scron.

    Wow

    You sound frigid, can't even bend over and enjoy a good ass licking?

    The girl I had a kid with started to get really loose after giving birth and I would gape her pussy so wide open her ass would contract and open up like it was sucking in air and make lewd noises so I ate it like groceries and she squirted all over my dick and the bed.

    That's just how I roll though. You must not enjoy mind blowing orgasms, your loss lmao
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