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  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is anyone else here of the variety that, when their own personal disaster strikes their lives, literally everything else starts to go down the tubes thereafter?

    ONE SIMPLE TINY MISTAKE... Sticking it in the wrong hole...

    I plugged my laptop's power supply into my external hard drive by mistake, and all it took was that single second of a power surge, and now it's bricked.

    I was smack dab in the middle of a major MAJOR fucking project that was pretty much guaranteed to get me employed, plus I had a bunch of sentimental shit on there too, now it's all gone.

    And now it seems like literally everything else in life is going wrong.

    I'm broke again.

    I'm drinking all day, err' day again.

    My apartment nearly burned down last night.

    I'm lonely and horny as fuck (typical scenario for me, but I usually don't care as much).

    I am become pure rage...



    Y, tho?

    It's not coincidence. Do I just lack resilience?

    Is it human nature to start seeing shit everywhere when just one major thing goes wrong in life?
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit, now YouTube won't work for me...

    I cannot listen to music (streaming stopped working JUST FUCKING BECAUSE... and all my stored music is on a broken hard drive).

    EXPLAIN THAT ONE, NON-DETERMINISTS / NON-FATALISTS!
  3. #3
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I know that feel

    It's like a domino effect that turns one problem into an avalanche of bullshit.


    This car accident has been a real fucking headache
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  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At least I have my liquor...

    The cruel gods, goddesses, harbingers of cruel fate... they can pry that from my cold, dead hands.

    Sadly, they possess the capabilities to render my hands both cold and dead.

    But I will put up a fight.

    I will not go gentle into that shitty night.
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil I know that feel

    It's like a domino effect that turns one problem into an avalanche of bullshit.

    Yes! I'm being buried by a fucking shitalance.
  6. #6
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    tldr
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria tldr

    Ironically, your paranoid ass should be 100% in sync. You seem to think that every acronymed government agency, and secret underground operative alike, is after you at any given moment.

    Now I get it.

    However, my gang stalkers are the fates themselves.

    They may lie on another metaphysical plane altogether, but their powers are beyond those of any government agency.
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by gadzooks Sticking it in the wrong hole…

    Yes I’ve made that mistake many times my friend
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Yes I’ve made that mistake many times my friend

    In it's most abstract form, it is universal in its scope.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit, now YouTube won't work for me…
    Originally posted by gadzooks EXPLAIN THAT ONE, NON-DETERMINISTS / NON-FATALISTS!

    It’s the jedis
  11. #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks However, my gang stalkers are the fates themselves.

    In 2017 in the space of 5 months I had a bunch of shit happen related to moving in with my sister. A disastrous summer.

    Had my jaw broke
    Sister stole rent and didn't pay, incurring $4700 backrent, I knew the landlady.
    Pick-up died
    dog got hit by a car
    Ended up in debt peonage to landlady as I didn't want to end up homeless.

    I lived. Life goes on.
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  12. #12
    Pics of your sister.

    Did you bone her?
  13. #13
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Does my UN say Exposo?
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  14. #14
    Lol there’s a name I had completely forgotten. Man that guy was fuckin hilarious
  15. #15
    Octavian motherfucker
    I know dem feelz
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  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Does my UN say Exposo?

    Exposo is actually from my home town.

    We both Surrey* boyz.

    We never met each other in person though.

    Awesome that someone else remembers him and his incestuous tales.

    * BC, Canada. I know there's a Surrey in the U.K. and a lot of U.K. posters on here so I like to clarify that for them.
  17. #17
    You backed up all of totse somewhere right?

    Repost all the Exposo threads for lulz.

    Oh wait it was on the hard drive wasn’t it... damn
  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah You backed up all of totse somewhere right?

    Repost all the Exposo threads for lulz.

    Oh wait it was on the hard drive wasn’t it… damn

    YEP!

    FUCKING DAMN FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK, I will never stop getting re-fucked by this whole scenario.

    Until I pay the $1,000 to $2,000 to get it professionally recovered.

    OR MAYBE try it myself. Without a clean room though that shit is risky.

    And it'll still cost me a few hundred for replacement parts and tools.
  19. #19
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Awesome that someone else remembers him and his incestuous tales.

    Nostalgics in space.
  20. #20
    Just wait til you got enough scratch to do a professional recovery. Aren’t you a fucking major computer geek, how are you not employed rn making 6 figures like Lanny
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