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  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have the curse of the perpetual AWB.

    Dozens of women fuck me, zero stay with me (at least any longer than a few weeks tops, and in one miraculous case ~8 months).

    I'm like the male version of "wam bam, thank you mam."

    And it sucks.

    I legitimately hate sex now. I have a full blown complex about it.

    Can one of you people with the opposite, yet apparently a million times more common problem, swap places with me?
  2. #22
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Sex shouldn't be so complicated ya'll.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You would think so but I don't think this works, it could work if i was better looking or something, but i feel like its one of those things that can be a deal breaker once girls have been run thru a few times on date apps then they tend to run for the hills when you say that shit even if your intentions are super pure. So its better to be ambiguous about your intentions.

    Alright then keep doin what you’re doin and dealin with headaches from these hos lol.
  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Sex shouldn't be so complicated ya'll.

    It is, tho.

    Sex literally kills (HIV/AIDS, etc).
    Sex breaks up happy homes (infidelity, etc).
    Sex traumatizes (rape, etc).
    Sex lands people in prison for life (rape, again, etc).
    Sex creates life (self-explanatory).

    Sex is literally the most complicated thing on Earth.
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  5. #25
    🐿 African Astronaut
    TOUCHE'
  6. #26
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    All the bitches here adding comments, don't even get laid...lolzzzzzzzzzz
  7. #27
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    See that ass? I own that Sanchita. Whatcha think playa
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Baseball bat and duct tape

    Sweeps them off their feet every time
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Methuselah But what if you don’t wanna be friends, you just want the benefits

    Flesh light or sex doll.
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Seriously, am I the only dude in the world that legit wants both...

    A FRIEND... that I also HAVE SEX WITH...

    Everyone else in here is talking about something super simple... ONE. NIGHT. STAND.

    How hard is it to get laid like that? ESPECIALLY in the Tinder age?

    I refuse to use Tinder and the like because my fetish is the romantic spontaneity and glorious victimhood of Cubid's cruel arrow.

    If you just want to fuck, just go and fuck.

    Don't you people have bars in your area?

    House parties?

    Female friends who have female friends who have female friends?

    Etc?
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    Pretty much, you have to know a lot of people and have lots of friends and go out to bars and clubs and social gatherings all the time.
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Pretty much, you have to know a lot of people and have lots of friends and go out to bars and clubs and social gatherings all the time.

    Isn't that normal, tho? It once was for me (back in late teens, early 20's).

    Now I'm in mid 30's, though, and I'm a legit hermit (for the most part).

    I had a few one night stands last year but I've been monogamously committed to Ms. Rosie Palms for about a full 12 months now. :(.
  13. #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'd rather get high at home alone and run around skid row chasing hookers. I pretty much meet all my girlfriends through the internet but not through dating apps/websites

    2 girls I dated messaged me on Kik messenger because I posted my name on youtube videos saying "IF YOU WANT TO COOK METH MESSAGE MY KIK" and I still get messages from that 4 years later. Also met a girl through omegle when I was 17, she lived in Ontario (I was in BC) and we were pretty hot and heavy.
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  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I'd rather get high at home alone and run around skid row chasing hookers. I pretty much meet all my girlfriends through the internet but not through dating apps/websites

    2 girls I dated messaged me on Kik messenger because I posted my name on youtube videos saying "IF YOU WANT TO COOK METH MESSAGE MY KIK" and I still get messages from that 4 years later. Also met a girl through omegle when I was 17, she lived in Ontario (I was in BC) and we were pretty hot and heavy.

    That sounds a lot more like normal IRL dating than things like Tinder...

    Tinder is mechanically designed to allow for people to make simple split-second decisions about people (whether to swipe left or swipe right) without any thought whatsoever.

    Spontaneous romance can spark online, I don't doubt that at all.

    In fact, when I think back to how I met like half the women I've ever slept with, it was through friends of friends of friends, that kinda thing, but the one person that introduced me to that social circle, I met HER online... and through an accident, too.

    One friend from my high school was stoned as fuck and accidentally started a three way MSN conversation, then bailed right away because he was stoned, and the chick he invited into the conversation I carried on communicating with.

    We ended up hanging out one day, then I met a bunch of her friends, and became tight with their circle, and to this day, 20 years later, I am still close friends with just about all of them.

    It's not so much the medium of introduction, but the spontaneity.

    Tinder isn't spontaneous, it's purely mechanical, and that kills the romance.
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    MSN was fucking amazing for pulling bitches. If your contact list wasn't filled with dozens of weird teenage girl screen names like this you weren't SHIT

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  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost MSN was fucking amazing for pulling bitches. If your contact list wasn't filled with dozens of weird teenage girl screen names like this you weren't SHIT


    90% had either 666, 420, or 69 in their e-mail addresses.

    The real winners hit the trifecta though and had all three.
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Xx420kushgoddess666Iwantto69lincolnparkxX@outlook.ca

    best email to apply for a job with
  18. #38
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Alright then keep doin what you’re doin and dealin with headaches from these hos lol.

    Better than saying I'm looking for a fwb and not getting laid. I am the best dancer in my current location! I came thruuu sweerrvin.
  19. #39
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Seriously, am I the only dude in the world that legit wants both…

    A FRIEND… that I also HAVE SEX WITH…

    Everyone else in here is talking about something super simple… ONE. NIGHT. STAND.

    How hard is it to get laid like that? ESPECIALLY in the Tinder age?

    I refuse to use Tinder and the like because my fetish is the romantic spontaneity and glorious victimhood of Cubid's cruel arrow.

    If you just want to fuck, just go and fuck.

    Don't you people have bars in your area?

    House parties?

    Female friends who have female friends who have female friends?

    Etc?

    Didn't you say you haven't been laid in a year man
  20. #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Didn't you say you haven't been laid in a year man

    Yeah I go long periods without sex because I don't care about sex that much.

    I want a gf.

    Whenever I go out looking for a gf, all I get is sex, so I stopped looking.
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