Largest college bribery scandal ever

1. 2019-03-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   
   
   
   I know I've ragged on college kids, but I just do it in a cheeky satirical way. I work around a bunch of college kids and know a lot of them, some of them are literal retards but some are very respectful and seem to have a good head on their shoulders.
   
   But it is kinda fucked up how some people really do put forth the effort to go to a good school but some kids get in due to bribery when they wouldn't of been able to pull it off themselves. as if college doesn't already cost arm an a leg for many.
   But evidently the lady from fullhouse is now arrested by the fbi, and her daughter throws her mom under the bus saying that her parents made her go to college, but when in fact she's obviously old enough to know the deal.
   
   I graduated highschool with a 3.4 average because my dad threatened to sue the school district over their libtard ways, but thats completely different. Like no other kids were screwed over because of that and I was a minor and had to live w my parents and go to school or they would beat me / call the cops.
   
   But I digress. what do you gonts think about this? I've looked into it but how did they come up w so much info to pull off over 50 arrest? I guess maybe they just assumed all celebrities kids are derpadews or and investigated. kinda interesting..
2. 2019-03-13 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If corruption is news to you you're dumber than a dumb thing from Dumbarton.
3. 2019-03-13 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If corruption is news to you you're dumber than a dumb thing from Dumbarton.

   
   yeah no shit you derpadew.
4. 2019-03-13 at 5:21 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I can't believe aunt Becky!!!!
5. 2019-03-13 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Why would anyone pay a lot of money to then pay a lot of money to learn nigga studies?
6. 2019-03-13 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I can't believe aunt Becky!!!!

   
   I know right?!
7. 2019-03-13 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Why would anyone pay a lot of money to then pay a lot of money to learn nigga studies?

   
   Democrats.
8. 2019-03-13 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Why would anyone pay a lot of money to then pay a lot of money to learn nigga studies?

   
   for the prestige?
9. 2019-03-13 at 5:25 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know right?!

   
   RIGHT!
10. 2019-03-13 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    "Desperate" housewives?
11. 2019-03-13 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Barely worth going to college now, eh kids?
12. 2019-03-13 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by stl1 "Desperate" housewives?

    
    idk.. i only saw that show like twice years ago.
13. 2019-03-15 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
14. 2019-03-15 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is not the largest college bribery scandal ever.
    
    It’s just the largest they’ve ever prosecuted
15. 2019-03-15 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Methuselah This is not the largest college bribery scandal ever.
    
    It’s just the largest they’ve ever prosecuted

    
    well yeah... you know i mean...
    
    People who applied to USC, UCLA, Georgetown University, Yale and the other colleges involved in the scam in the last 8 years can now sue them! Several lawsuits have already been filed
    
    could turn out to be the biggest college bribery scandal lawsuit lol
16. 2019-03-15 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Couple kids (nigs I'm sure, don't remember) stole cars from a parking lot at my skool yesterday, got caught by police during the incident and got into at least 2 seperate car crashes injuring 3 trying to escape. 1 was arrested, other got away.
    
    I don't how they decide which ones to go for. I think the newer cars you basically need a computer to unlock and start.
17. 2019-03-15 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One of my friends from high school goes to Columbia, full ride scholarship for being poor. I don't know if they're part of the class action or not.
18. 2019-03-15 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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19. 2019-03-15 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Apparently its not corruption when people donate to get their dumb kids admitted.
    
    For instance Jared Kushners dad had to pay $2.5m to get the little kike into Harvard.
    
    Hot take: this is nothing more than one gang of corrupt motgerfuckers making a raid on another.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
20. 2019-03-15 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Apparently its not corruption when people donate to get their dumb kids admitted.
    
    For instance Jared Kushners dad had to pay $2.5m to get the little kike into Harvard.
    
    Hot take: this is nothing more than one gang of corrupt motgerfuckers making a raid on another.

    
    figured. nothing will happen. such a psyop