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When I got my phone I assumed I'd use the selfie camera all the time.

  1. #1
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    It even has a selfie flash.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Why does the flashlight turn on when I take a picture have I been compromised
  3. #3
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    It's the gubmint tracking your activities.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    He just pressed take a picture
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've never taken a selfie in my entire life.
  6. #6
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've never taken a selfie in my entire life.

    Seriously? That sounds like it's worse than someone who takes a selfie every time she applies makeup.

    Don't you like how you look? Don't you think how you look matters?
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I've never taken an L

    *Dab*
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Don't you like how you look?

    Bingo.

    I have some kind of severe self-image issue.

    Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.

    When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.

    My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    You must be a hit around large clear bodies of water
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Bingo.

    I have some kind of severe self-image issue.

    Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.

    When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.

    My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.

    Too bad. I literally have a picture of myself on my wall.

    Everything I look at (besides things like my bookshelf, TV, etc) is a monument to my own perfection and lack of flawedness.

    Evidently you aren't beautiful like I am. Lame. Most likely you deserve to hate yourself. Lame.
  11. #11
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Gadzooks will you please apologise or otherwise cutsey when I am around?

    Like please post something like "your beautifulness" at the end of a post when responding to me.

    Thanx <3 <3 <3
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  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Please forgive my lack of deference, my liege.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It even has a selfie flash.

    Post a selfie you cock-whore.

    I could use a picture of an ugly hormonally disrupted whore.

    I'd photocopy it and stick it up in public men's room stalls along with your contact info, and consider it my charitable contribution for the year.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Sock Puppet Post a selfie you cock-whore.

    I could use a picture of an ugly hormonally disrupted whore.

    I'd photocopy it and stick it up in public men's room stalls along with your contact info, and consider it my charitable contribution for the year.

    Pretty sure I'll pass. I don't particularly need being hit up by Pakistani truck drivers in Kabul at 3am.
  15. #15
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Bingo.

    I have some kind of severe self-image issue.

    Even though it hasn't been officially diagnosed, I'm almost certain it's some kind of body dysmorphia.

    When I get my haircut, I never once look at the mirror.

    My gaze will always be averted when there are reflective surfaces around.

    Sounds like you're way too hard on yourself zooks.
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  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Sounds like you're way too hard on yourself zooks.

    It's part of the reason I drink with such regularity.

    When I drink, my self-esteem / self-image problems essentially evaporate entirely.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We should all post selfies, who’s going first?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It even has a selfie flash.

    So are you saying you haven't been taking selfies all the time?
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee So are you saying you haven't been taking selfies all the time?

    He's too fat but when I get done with my boxcutter he'll be way thinner.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sock Puppet He's too fat but when I get done with my boxcutter he'll be way thinner.

    hey ghost
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