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I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
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2019-03-08 at 3:28 AM UTCOk...
This is dumb, cool it fagatron u will never be better than me faggot. -
2019-03-08 at 3:29 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 3:32 AM UTCI won't cuz u don't.
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2019-03-08 at 3:36 AM UTCYeah, I don't have a job. I always wanted to be a male nurse, but then while in nursing college, I was thinking to myself... "Hang on... I don't want to clean up excrement!" And then I dropped out. True story.
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2019-03-08 at 3:42 AM UTCWhy the fuck would anybody want to be a murse anyway
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2019-03-08 at 4:06 AM UTCLol. I'm not a nurse, but I wish I was.
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2019-03-08 at 4:08 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 4:10 AM UTCDon't you fucking DARE come in here accusing me when u real talk, perverted like no one business.
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2019-03-08 at 4:19 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 4:22 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 4:22 AM UTCThen why don’t you be a paramedic or some shit instead
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2019-03-08 at 4:23 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 4:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Methuselah Then why don’t you be a paramedic or some shit instead
In order to become a paramedic, you have to finish nursing school, get your bachelor, which takes four years, and then specialize in becoming a paramedic, which takes two years. I had thought about it before, but it's just impossible for me. My OCD doesn't go well with cleaning other people's shit, vomit or piss. -
2019-03-08 at 4:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers I assume you are from the US. Nurses have pretty cool work schedules over there, they work 3 days a week and have the other days off. They also earn quite a lot of money.
That’s literally my work schedule right now, and every 4 weeks I get 8 days off in a row. Except I don’t do any hard work and still make 6 figures -
2019-03-08 at 4:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers In order to become a paramedic, you have to finish nursing school, get your bachelor, which takes four years, and then specialize in becoming a paramedic, which takes two years. I had thought about it before, but it's just impossible for me. My OCD doesn't go well with cleaning other people's shit, vomit or piss.
Oh yeah I guess you’d still have to clean up human detritus fairly often as well huh -
2019-03-08 at 4:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Methuselah That’s literally my work schedule right now, and every 4 weeks I get 8 days off in a row. Except I don’t do any hard work and still make 6 figures
What job do you have? It's probably gotta do with computer science.
Originally posted by Methuselah Oh yeah I guess you’d still have to clean up human detritus fairly often as well huh
Kinda, yeah, but as long as it doesn't have a stench, I don't mind. -
2019-03-08 at 4:38 AM UTCMethuselah, what's ur problem? U feel like u know huh?
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2019-03-08 at 4:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers What job do you have? It's probably gotta do with computer science.
Kinda, yeah, but as long as it doesn't have a stench, I don't mind.
I’m in the energy sector. I have to work a lot of overtime to break six figures, like at least 25% of my salary is from OT, but it’s worth it.
Just putting in the hours is the hard part, the actual work itself is pretty easy. I usually spend like 80% of my day watching Netflix on my phone and shit -
2019-03-08 at 4:50 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 4:52 AM UTCGood question, sucker...hold on, let me tell u real quick
