I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face

1. 2019-03-08 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #201
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Ok...
   This is dumb, cool it fagatron u will never be better than me faggot.
2. 2019-03-08 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #202
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Methuselah I was just making a dumb pun about your name. I actually dgaf.

   
   Ahhh!! Makes total sense now.
   
   I'm finally catching up, DTE. Don't tell me! What job you have!
   
   Seriously, don't!!
3. 2019-03-08 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #203
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I won't cuz u don't.
4. 2019-03-08 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #204
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah, I don't have a job. I always wanted to be a male nurse, but then while in nursing college, I was thinking to myself... "Hang on... I don't want to clean up excrement!" And then I dropped out. True story.
5. 2019-03-08 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #205
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why the fuck would anybody want to be a murse anyway
6. 2019-03-08 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #206
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. I'm not a nurse, but I wish I was.
7. 2019-03-08 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #207
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I'm not a nurse, but I wish I was.

   
   You have a bedpan fetish
8. 2019-03-08 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #208
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Don't you fucking DARE come in here accusing me when u real talk, perverted like no one business.
9. 2019-03-08 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #209
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Don't you fucking DARE come in here accusing me when u real talk, perverted like no one business.

   
   WE know I don't lie, what other fetishes do you have?
10. 2019-03-08 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #210
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Why the fuck would anybody want to be a murse anyway

    
    For me, seeing new faces everyday is something I really was looking forward to. I also like helping people, just not that way.
11. 2019-03-08 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #211
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Then why don’t you be a paramedic or some shit instead
12. 2019-03-08 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #212
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I'm not a nurse, but I wish I was.

    I assume you are from the US. Nurses have pretty cool work schedules over there, they work 3 days a week and have the other days off. They also earn quite a lot of money.
13. 2019-03-08 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #213
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Methuselah Then why don’t you be a paramedic or some shit instead

    
    In order to become a paramedic, you have to finish nursing school, get your bachelor, which takes four years, and then specialize in becoming a paramedic, which takes two years. I had thought about it before, but it's just impossible for me. My OCD doesn't go well with cleaning other people's shit, vomit or piss.
14. 2019-03-08 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #214
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I assume you are from the US. Nurses have pretty cool work schedules over there, they work 3 days a week and have the other days off. They also earn quite a lot of money.

    
    That’s literally my work schedule right now, and every 4 weeks I get 8 days off in a row. Except I don’t do any hard work and still make 6 figures
15. 2019-03-08 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #215
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers In order to become a paramedic, you have to finish nursing school, get your bachelor, which takes four years, and then specialize in becoming a paramedic, which takes two years. I had thought about it before, but it's just impossible for me. My OCD doesn't go well with cleaning other people's shit, vomit or piss.

    
    Oh yeah I guess you’d still have to clean up human detritus fairly often as well huh
16. 2019-03-08 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #216
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Methuselah That’s literally my work schedule right now, and every 4 weeks I get 8 days off in a row. Except I don’t do any hard work and still make 6 figures

    
    What job do you have? It's probably gotta do with computer science.
    
    

    Originally posted by Methuselah Oh yeah I guess you’d still have to clean up human detritus fairly often as well huh

    
    Kinda, yeah, but as long as it doesn't have a stench, I don't mind.
17. 2019-03-08 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #217
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Methuselah, what's ur problem? U feel like u know huh?
18. 2019-03-08 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #218
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers What job do you have? It's probably gotta do with computer science.
    
    Kinda, yeah, but as long as it doesn't have a stench, I don't mind.

    
    I’m in the energy sector. I have to work a lot of overtime to break six figures, like at least 25% of my salary is from OT, but it’s worth it.
    
    Just putting in the hours is the hard part, the actual work itself is pretty easy. I usually spend like 80% of my day watching Netflix on my phone and shit
19. 2019-03-08 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #219
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Methuselah, what's ur problem? U feel like u know huh?

    
    Know what?
20. 2019-03-08 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #220
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Good question, sucker...hold on, let me tell u real quick