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I really don’t have a problem with punching women in the throat if they can’t control their egos
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2019-03-06 at 5:59 PM UTC
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2019-03-06 at 6:01 PM UTC
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2019-03-06 at 6:01 PM UTC
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2019-03-06 at 6:02 PM UTCI just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:03 PM UTCYeah but I want a woman that enjoys me throwing a haymaker elbow at her jaw while we're eating spinach artichoke dip at Applebees during peak hours.
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2019-03-06 at 6:04 PM UTCI told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.
Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat...when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"
"For the giggles bitch...for the foookin gigglez."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-06 at 6:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but I want a woman that enjoys me throwing a haymaker elbow at her jaw while we're eating spinach artichoke dip at Applebees during peak hours.
Oh I’m sure there’s a niche fetish out there somewhere for that.
Put a craigslist ad out for: Apps at Applebee’s (maybe even a 2 for 20 if you’re cute) and brutal physicality.
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2019-03-06 at 6:08 PM UTCCraigslist used to be great entertainment just reading the personal ads.
"I want a man to come over, come in the house, I'll be upstairs on the bed..he's not to say anything he's just to eat me out and then leave"
"I want a manbaby to come suck me tits and call me momma, no sex just suckling" -
2019-03-06 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.
Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat…when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"
"For the giggles bitch…for the foookin gigglez."
Lol sounds like something I would do. I like to catch ppl off guard. Knock knock bitch! U remember when u ate all the French fries out of the bag 3 weeks ago?! Judgement day asshole. -
2019-03-06 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.
Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat…when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"
"For the giggles bitch…for the foookin gigglez."
Did you continue dating her? Did she explain herself? Was she just trying to be funny?
That'sfucking weird, and I'm not kidding, the other day at work, I was cleaning a knife in the dish pit and this server was grabbing some clean dishes and I walked up behind her and held the knife to her throat and said "I could fucking kill you right now." She didn't move and laughed and just told her I always wanted to do that. -
2019-03-06 at 6:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Did you continue dating her? Did she explain herself? Was she just trying to be funny?
Yes we bought a house together and got engaged but I told her I'd never actually marry her.
She wasn't trying to be funny, she was doing exactly what she said...showing me she could kill me whenever she wanted. hence the "crazy" terminology used...I prefer a woman who comes with drama though...normal ones get boring fast.
amirite or amirite?That'sfucking weird, and I'm not kidding, the other day at work, I was cleaning a knife in the dish pit and this server was grabbing some clean dishes and I walked up behind her and held the knife to her throat and said "I could fucking kill you right now." She didn't move and laughed and just told her I always wanted to do that.
Glynis, is that you?? -
2019-03-06 at 6:21 PM UTCDid you ever do something similar back to her?
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2019-03-06 at 6:23 PM UTCKind of, I got on top and poked her with my rapier.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:26 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:26 PM UTCNo she’s notThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-06 at 6:29 PM UTCLol guiltyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-06 at 8:05 PM UTC.
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2019-04-06 at 8:05 PM UTCPunching women is enjoyable. 👍