2019-03-01 at 10:18 PM UTC
I had a (free) appointment with a certified(tm) "Energy Healer" yesterday for my head pain, and she did a "no touch" energy rebalance.
She moved her hands around my head and felt the energy around me. She says "Ouuohh, yeah, the energy from your head is really not normal (lol, that's true)." Then she starts paddling the air to break up the current energy cycles in my head to reset them.
She tries to plant seeds in my head by saying certain things like, "This side doesn't feel as bad to me, and it feels like (describes pain)". If I had more cognitive dissonance, I might have believed her, but I basically played along to be nice.
Basically, she explains that we all have a spidey sense of sorts that goes out about seven feet, which is why we can feel other people walking by us, and that's why paddling the air messes with your brain.
Sure, I can sense the movements you're making, but I don't think that really constitutes as something that can be exploited for therapeutic means, unless you respond well to SSRI's for depression and think wearing yellow shirts will "hack your brain" into making you happy.
niggles
2019-03-01 at 10:22 PM UTC
Try some freeze dried placenta
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2019-03-01 at 10:22 PM UTC
You need all the chakra work and sound baths you can get nigga.
Said with love.
2019-03-01 at 10:24 PM UTC
How much did you pay for this shit?
2019-03-01 at 10:49 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I have certain superpowers, but they are strange. For example, I can sense alternate timelines. It's kind of like déjà vu, but different. I can sense how things would have went, if it was another potential future. And it's not like I just see it or feel it, I actually run it forward through my mind as if I'm really there and in it, like it's real. And when it happens, I can learn and discover things I would not have known in this timeline. Real things that I would not have known, had I not experienced the alternate timeline. It's not controllable, though, it just comes on me at random moments. People are always confounded how I can know things I shouldn't know.
2019-03-02 at 12:01 AM UTC
So why did you go I’d you don’t believe in it?
2019-03-03 at 10:11 PM UTC
Next time go while tripping on shrooms lol
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2019-03-03 at 10:16 PM UTC
Let me puncture you with my needle(penis) and all your bad energy will be replaced with warm god-energy (semen)
2019-03-04 at 6:44 AM UTC
Jojoman
Yung Blood
[your enmeshed undreamt caprifig]
just go to the next rainbow gathering, those fuckers will heal u w/ crystals n shit in return for like a bundle of sage or a gram of literally anything
feel better DP!
2019-03-04 at 7:10 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Cool stuff under the hood for sure
2019-03-04 at 7:16 AM UTC
Something a gay Mexican would say?
2019-03-04 at 7:17 AM UTC
Do you even Reiki bro? Do you even Qi Gong?
