2020-05-19 at 1:54 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If you remove all water from a male human body, you are left with about 45 pounds. If you remove all water from a female body, you end up with about 55 pounds.
2020-05-19 at 7:14 AM UTC
*where's my dang pussy at? i wanna go to bed.😻🥰
2020-05-19 at 7:29 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i wish i can kill my neighbors fucking cat.
they arent the most responsible type of pet owners and they keep this cat merely for the sake of having a cat and they left it out in the fucking hallway and thats not it, they also leave her sandbox in the hallway so the entire hallway stinks of cat shit.
eventually that became tollerable but now their fucking cat caught fucking fleas and its fucking spreading fucking fleas all over and these fucking fleas are comming into my house and my room thru the fucking gap under the doors and as a result i now have fucking flea problems.
i know shes infested with fleas because shes wearing fucking bells round her neck and it rings the whole fucking day and fucking night as she scratches herself vigourously.
i even bought a pack of rat poison but ended up not doing it because deploying poison is such a bitch move i wish i was brave enough to just snap its neck or throw it out the building.
fucking cat.
It's not the cat's fault, asshole. Leave it alone.
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2020-05-19 at 8:04 AM UTC
YouTube has really changed..
2020-05-19 at 8:46 AM UTC
We have four planets in retrograde in May...
What does that mean?
When a planet goes into retrograde, the motion of the planet in the sky appears to be going backward relative to Earth’s location in space...
But, it’s not.
Have you ever driven past another car on the road and it looks like it’s going backward..
This is a good analogy for retrograde motion...
2020-05-19 at 9:03 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by CandyRein
We have four planets in retrograde in May…
What does that mean?
When a planet goes into retrograde, the motion of the planet in the sky appears to be going backward relative to Earth’s location in space…
But, it’s not.
Have you ever driven past another car on the road and it looks like it’s going backward..
This is a good analogy for retrograde motion…
It's September when the big things happen. It has to do with the Jewish Calendar.
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2020-05-19 at 2:08 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i enjoy the feeling of having a super-clean asshole after stepping out of the shower
2020-05-20 at 3:17 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by CandyRein
**takes notes**
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tishrei
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2020-05-20 at 7:57 AM UTC
I’m gonna read that when I’m sober in the am..