Random Thoughts

1. 2020-05-19 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #161
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you remove all water from a male human body, you are left with about 45 pounds. If you remove all water from a female body, you end up with about 55 pounds.
2. 2020-05-19 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #162
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   *tokes*
3. 2020-05-19 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #163
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wish i can kill my neighbors fucking cat.
   
   they arent the most responsible type of pet owners and they keep this cat merely for the sake of having a cat and they left it out in the fucking hallway and thats not it, they also leave her sandbox in the hallway so the entire hallway stinks of cat shit.
   
   eventually that became tollerable but now their fucking cat caught fucking fleas and its fucking spreading fucking fleas all over and these fucking fleas are comming into my house and my room thru the fucking gap under the doors and as a result i now have fucking flea problems.
   
   i know shes infested with fleas because shes wearing fucking bells round her neck and it rings the whole fucking day and fucking night as she scratches herself vigourously.
   
   i even bought a pack of rat poison but ended up not doing it because deploying poison is such a bitch move i wish i was brave enough to just snap its neck or throw it out the building.
   
   fucking cat.

   
   stop the problem at its source
   
   
   kill your neighbours
4. 2020-05-19 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #164
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   *where's my dang pussy at? i wanna go to bed.😻🥰
5. 2020-05-19 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #165
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wish i can kill my neighbors fucking cat.
   
   they arent the most responsible type of pet owners and they keep this cat merely for the sake of having a cat and they left it out in the fucking hallway and thats not it, they also leave her sandbox in the hallway so the entire hallway stinks of cat shit.
   
   eventually that became tollerable but now their fucking cat caught fucking fleas and its fucking spreading fucking fleas all over and these fucking fleas are comming into my house and my room thru the fucking gap under the doors and as a result i now have fucking flea problems.
   
   i know shes infested with fleas because shes wearing fucking bells round her neck and it rings the whole fucking day and fucking night as she scratches herself vigourously.
   
   i even bought a pack of rat poison but ended up not doing it because deploying poison is such a bitch move i wish i was brave enough to just snap its neck or throw it out the building.
   
   fucking cat.

   
   It's not the cat's fault, asshole. Leave it alone.
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6. 2020-05-19 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #166
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   YouTube has really changed..
7. 2020-05-19 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #167
   

   Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wish i can kill my neighbors fucking cat.
   
   they arent the most responsible type of pet owners and they keep this cat merely for the sake of having a cat and they left it out in the fucking hallway and thats not it, they also leave her sandbox in the hallway so the entire hallway stinks of cat shit.
   
   eventually that became tollerable but now their fucking cat caught fucking fleas and its fucking spreading fucking fleas all over and these fucking fleas are comming into my house and my room thru the fucking gap under the doors and as a result i now have fucking flea problems.
   
   i know shes infested with fleas because shes wearing fucking bells round her neck and it rings the whole fucking day and fucking night as she scratches herself vigourously.
   
   i even bought a pack of rat poison but ended up not doing it because deploying poison is such a bitch move i wish i was brave enough to just snap its neck or throw it out the building.
   
   fucking cat.

   
   I hate having cats around too, but the alternative is mice.
8. 2020-05-19 at 8:46 AM UTC

   #168
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   We have four planets in retrograde in May...
   
   What does that mean?
   
   When a planet goes into retrograde, the motion of the planet in the sky appears to be going backward relative to Earth’s location in space...
   
   But, it’s not.
   
   Have you ever driven past another car on the road and it looks like it’s going backward..
   
   This is a good analogy for retrograde motion...
9. 2020-05-19 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #169
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by CandyRein We have four planets in retrograde in May…
   
   What does that mean?
   
   When a planet goes into retrograde, the motion of the planet in the sky appears to be going backward relative to Earth’s location in space…
   
   But, it’s not.
   
   Have you ever driven past another car on the road and it looks like it’s going backward..
   
   This is a good analogy for retrograde motion…

   
   It's September when the big things happen. It has to do with the Jewish Calendar.
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10. 2020-05-19 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #170
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra stop the problem at its source
    
    
    kill your neighbours

    
    they're too big for rat poisons to work.
11. 2020-05-19 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #171
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not the cat's fault, asshole. Leave it alone.

    
    im now researching for things that will give it cancer.
12. 2020-05-19 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #172
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i enjoy the feeling of having a super-clean asshole after stepping out of the shower
13. 2020-05-19 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #173
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I hate having cats around too, but the alternative is mice.

    
    do you like snake ?
14. 2020-05-19 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #174
    

    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you like snake ?

    
    We don't have snek here
15. 2020-05-19 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #175
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof We don't have snek here

    
    https://www.foxnews.com/world/ireland-first-venomous-snakebite
    
    lol. im sure you can buy some off ebay or something.
    
    anyway didnt know that before.
16. 2020-05-19 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #176
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im now researching for things that will give it cancer.

    
    Cat murderer.
17. 2020-05-20 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #177
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's September when the big things happen. It has to do with the Jewish Calendar.

    
    
    **takes notes**
18. 2020-05-20 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #178
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    🔥
    
    ;)
19. 2020-05-20 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #179
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by CandyRein **takes notes**

    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tishrei
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20. 2020-05-20 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #180
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m gonna read that when I’m sober in the am..