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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Of course they can. Islam is the fastest growing religion on earth due to fucking.

    Weeds in the garden grow faster than grass...it's just a case of spreading lots of weed killer though before it takes over the garden.
  2. #42
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Indians have a problem with eye contact…very furtive and untrustworthy.

    It's a social thing. They don't hold eye contact unless they're being aggressive.
  3. #43
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by aldra and stockholm syndrome

    I.e. when Sweden becomes a Muslim state due to fucking
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Mahmoud It's a social thing. They don't hold eye contact unless they're being aggressive.

    Lol, an aggressive Indian...like being savaged by a dead sheep
  5. #45
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Weeds in the garden grow faster than grass…it's just a case of spreading lots of weed killer though before it takes over the garden.

    Good plan till you realize there are like 80 different kinds of weeds that all adapt differently.
  6. #46
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Indians are all skinny fat.

    They are just doughy people. The woman all have slutty fat rolls around their mid section. The dudes are all frail

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fit Indian. All the dudes have that Saturday night live John travolta hair doo and weak mustaches. Lolz
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Good plan till you realize there are like 80 different kinds of weeds that all adapt differently.

    And yet my garden is a beautiful lawn of green grass...
  8. #48
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, an aggressive Indian…like being savaged by a dead sheep

    Yeah it's not common, there are a billion layers of social customs and stuff regarding politeness and respect. Not that everyone follows them, but "culturedness" includes a lot more things in the subcontinent than it does in the west.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Archer513 Indians are all skinny fat.

    They are just doughy people. The woman all have slutty fat rolls around their mid section. The dudes are all frail

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fit Indian. All the dudes have that Saturday night live John travolta hair doo and weak mustaches. Lolz

    ..and then there's the smell...
  10. #50
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And yet my garden is a beautiful lawn of green grass…

    I would suggest using a blowtorch next time one pops up.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Mahmoud I would suggest using a blowtorch next time one pops up.

    I'll bear that in mind next time I'm at the 7/11 and one of them gets upperty.
  12. #52
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and then there's the smell…

    Absolutely revolting. You know when you walk into an Indian store and that smell of taint sweat hits your nose? It's called "heeng".
  13. #53
    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll bear that in mind next time I'm at the 7/11 and one of them gets upperty.

    You have to start with their stubby toes so they scream louder.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Absolutely revolting. You know when you walk into an Indian store and that smell of taint sweat hits your nose? It's called "heeng".

    I took my all American ex wife in an indian market once to buy some spices she said "Daddy it smells funny in here I don't like it" (yes she called me daddy).

    I told her that was the odor from the Indian men's ballsacks and she believed me...I didn't marry her for her brains.
  15. #55
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    What 3.5 billion Indians

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard of an Indian winning an Olympic medal. Half the ppl on the planet.

    They can’t engineer anything either. Have you ever been in a mahindra car? It’s like a car you get at k-mart. Fuckin shitty.

    I don’t think Indians get enough hate. Half the ppl on the planet and they are completely useless. There might be 10 hot Indian women on the planet.

    They’re so boring that Nazi’s don’t pay attention to them.lol
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Archer513 There might be 10 hot Indian women on the planet.

    Even then they are hairy...those bitches go through more dollar shave club refills than Sasquatch.
  17. #57
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Water is wasted on Indians anyway..they just piss, shit and wash their clothes in it, then have a glass of it with their dinner.


    yuck... so gross. this pic made me retch a-little. You wonder what is that guy diving for?!! lmao
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty yuck… so gross. this pic made me retch a-little. You wonder what is that guy diving for?!! lmao

    lol that's the one I was wondering about...suicide by shit I was thinking
  19. #59
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    They don't have heat seekers, just dollar call centre mics duct taped to the end of missiles and they home in on the sound of this song

  20. #60
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lol that's the one I was wondering about…suicide by shit I was thinking

    Look how thick that sh*t is and how deep in he goes lol and ewww
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