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  1. #1
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What's your most pressing problem, lovey?
  2. #2
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    There's no decent gym around here.
  3. #3
    A replacement mylar keyboard membrane for an Atari 130XE computer I'm waiting on from Poland STILL hasn't arrived.
  4. #4
    I got blocked from an Instagram account this weekend...the chick posted like 30 pics of her swollen cheek because she'd had her wisdom tooth out and was whining about how she couldn't leave the house because she looked so bad. I commented "First world problems" and she blocked me.
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww muffins!!!!!!! 😁
  6. #6
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I ordered French toast this morning and they didn’t put powdered sugar on it

    Bullshit!
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML

    😁😁
  9. #9
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML

    She a dumb dumb too?
  10. #10
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    The houseplants on the north side of the house don't get enough sun-light.
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho She a dumb dumb too?

    Shut up boner. Don't worry ur stupid head about it.
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Making sure I use electricity and water effectively.
  13. #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A replacement mylar keyboard membrane for an Atari 130XE computer I'm waiting on from Poland STILL hasn't arrived.



    So, how many Polacks does it take to mail a mylar keyboard membrane for an Atari 130XE computer?
  14. #14
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The recline on my office chair was a little too stiff so I had to twist the knob to make it feel better.
  15. #15
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I was gettin lunch at chipotle and I saw a big ass piece of chicken roll off after they scooped it on, and they didn’t put it back on my burrito.slid that bitch right down the line.

    Bullshit.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by stl1 So, how many Polacks does it take to mail a mylar keyboard membrane for an Atari 130XE computer?

    Maybe teehee could answer that
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Archer513 I was gettin lunch at chipotle and I saw a big ass piece of chicken roll off after they scooped it on, and they didn’t put it back on my burrito.slid that bitch right down the line.

    Bullshit.

    Chipotle huh...you probably got extra salmonella though.
  18. #18
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    all these fucking humans that should be serving me
  19. #19
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I would like to re-submit my entry. I lost one of the earpieces on one of my wireless bluetooth headphones, which is mildly frustrating.
  20. #20
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ajax I would like to re-submit my entry. I lost one of the earpieces on one of my wireless bluetooth headphones, which is mildly frustrating.

    wow you should kill yourself
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