2019-02-25 at 1:47 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
What's your most pressing problem, lovey?
2019-02-25 at 1:49 PM UTC
There's no decent gym around here.
2019-02-25 at 1:49 PM UTC
A replacement mylar keyboard membrane for an Atari 130XE computer I'm waiting on from Poland STILL hasn't arrived.
2019-02-25 at 1:51 PM UTC
I got blocked from an Instagram account this weekend...the chick posted like 30 pics of her swollen cheek because she'd had her wisdom tooth out and was whining about how she couldn't leave the house because she looked so bad. I commented "First world problems" and she blocked me.
2019-02-25 at 1:52 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww muffins!!!!!!! 😁
2019-02-25 at 2:52 PM UTC
I ordered French toast this morning and they didn’t put powdered sugar on it
Bullshit!
2019-02-25 at 3:32 PM UTC
My daughter put the lint trap into the dryer backwards & now I can't get it out. FML
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2019-02-25 at 5:41 PM UTC
The houseplants on the north side of the house don't get enough sun-light.
2019-02-25 at 6:07 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Making sure I use electricity and water effectively.
2019-02-25 at 6:34 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
The recline on my office chair was a little too stiff so I had to twist the knob to make it feel better.
2019-02-25 at 6:39 PM UTC
I was gettin lunch at chipotle and I saw a big ass piece of chicken roll off after they scooped it on, and they didn’t put it back on my burrito.slid that bitch right down the line.
Bullshit.
2019-02-25 at 7:02 PM UTC
all these fucking humans that should be serving me
2019-02-25 at 7:15 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I would like to re-submit my entry. I lost one of the earpieces on one of my wireless bluetooth headphones, which is mildly frustrating.
