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What as the last thing in your mouth?

  1. Rest easy now.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rest easy now.

    I'm literally going to kill myself in peace , that was the final piece. Thank you and god fucking bless your wretched soul good sir, good m8, and good night forever.
  3. Safe journey my e-friend. May the other realm be kinder to you than this plane of existence was.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    trident gum-original flavor👍
  5. Originally posted by WellHung trident gum-original flavor👍

    What was the original flavor?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Safe journey my e-friend. May the other realm be kinder to you than this plane of existence was.

    I'll see you on the other side e-bro. When you get there, look for me down by the big pond filled with turtles. I'll just be playing with them. You cant miss me.
  7. Salted mixed nuts
  8. G African Astronaut
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Salted mixed nuts

    I knew you loved nuts
  10. Originally posted by Grylls I knew you loved nuts

    You've been keeping a low profile here lately...what gives? coast to coast tour?
  11. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ham & cheese croissant
  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    California roll
  13. The last of my salty nuts washed down with coffee.
  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mmq's tongue
  15. Funny, said tongue was just furiously lashing my sphincter.
  16. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Funny, said tongue was just furiously lashing my sphincter.

    Mm, is this true??
  17. Mmmmmmmm! indeed.
  18. Data African Astronaut
    jasmine rice with lemon zest + butter and a bit of this dijon apple salad with the last bite of chicken
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Data jasmine rice with lemon zest + butter and a bit of this dijon apple salad with the last bite of chicken

    loool what a fat fuck xDD
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost loool what a fat fuck xDD

    Rice, chicken, and salad is your idea of fat fuck food?

    The fuck did you eat for breakfast lol.

    Have you even made your own salad dressing before?
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