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What as the last thing in your mouth?

  1. #1
    I had a banana about 6.30am, it was a bit on the soggy side.
  2. #2
    Shrooms Houston
    Faggot
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wouldn't you like to know?
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Shrooms Faggot

    How did he taste?
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wouldn't you like to know?

    Well yes I would..hence the thread.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by gadzooks How did he taste?

    lololol
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok for me it was Strongbow cider, I think.

    I took a few pulls shortly before passing out in front of the TV last night.

    Livin' by the seat of my pants, right here.
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Shrooms Faggot
  9. #9
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok for me it was Strongbow cider, I think.

    I took a few pulls shortly before passing out in front of the TV last night.

    Livin' by the seat of my pants, right here.

    Strongbow, used to be my go to cider back when I consumed such things.
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Strongbow, used to be my go to cider back when I consumed such things.

    but now you just consume cock juice
  12. #12
    As a young-fella-me-lad dear old mumsy used to give my brother and I a couple of these faggots to chow down on after a hard day at school...delicious.

  13. #13
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    A 100% whole wheat bagel w/ cream cheese, tomato, basil, a few bacon bits, topped with parmeasan cheese & pepper. 🤤
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Grylls but now you just consume cock juice

    I see you vying for my attention young sir but you have to earn it first...naked pics will help.
  15. #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls
    Originally posted by Shrooms Faggot

    Was this simultaneously?

    Or did one of you steal the other's man?
  16. #16
    No lunch for me today, for dinner I'll probably have the usual salad with sliced chicken tit on it washed down with a can of Aldi diet cola.
  17. #17
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    A bootleg cigarette.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Nil A bootleg cigarette.

    That's called a fag.
  19. #19
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's called a fag.

  20. #20
    Strawberry lager
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