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Im probably going to jail soon...

  1. Instigator African Astronaut
    But fuck it at least ill be clean

    Ive done a couple stupid thefts and a armed robbery with a knife that im probably fucked for at least a 5 or 6 (do half in the uk)

    I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help

    Niggers
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Enjoy the anal...
  3. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Fake a mental disorder
  4. ask for liquid soaps.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    full of shit
  6. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Why haven't you just moved anyway?

    It's not like they have any way of keeping track of people yet.
  7. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Instigator But fuck it at least ill be clean

    Ive done a couple stupid thefts and a armed robbery with a knife that im probably fucked for at least a 5 or 6 (do half in the uk)

    I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help

    Niggers

    Armed robbery is "asking for help" in the UK is it?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ motherfucker
    I guess next time do an armed robber + sex offense
  9. mmQ motherfucker
    Why is it an armed robbery and not a legged?
  10. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Why is it an armed robbery and not a legged?

    Armory...not leggory.
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Was it a butter knife?

    I know Brits aren’t to be trusted with real knives/weapons.

    The bobbies will save you!
  12. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Do us a favor and take out a few muzzies before you go.
  13. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Back when I lived in England villains use to use sawn (not sawed) off shotguns...now they use butter knives and scones...how times have changed...Where did all the REAL men in England go (Oh yeah...Houston TX).
  14. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Armory…not leggory.

    WHY THOUGH
  15. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ WHY THOUGH

    Why not young nigger why not!

    You might as well ask why not elbowy or ankley or willy
  16. mmQ motherfucker
    Why not elbowy or ankley or willy?
  17. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Because the powers that be decided armory sounded more professional than willy

    "MMQ was told to report to the willy to be willed with weaponry".
  18. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    ..and leg is already used in the scenario of robbery

    "The armed robber then legged it"
  19. mmQ motherfucker
    The mans attempted armed robbery not only cost him his arm.
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Niggas be holdin weaponry in their arms,not legs (unless they had no arms)

    Ive seen an armless man shoot a gun with his legs. Remember that show ‘that’s incredible!?’
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