2019-02-07 at 3:01 PM UTC
But fuck it at least ill be clean
Ive done a couple stupid thefts and a armed robbery with a knife that im probably fucked for at least a 5 or 6 (do half in the uk)
I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help
Niggers
2019-02-07 at 4:08 PM UTC
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2019-02-07 at 4:17 PM UTC
Why haven't you just moved anyway?
It's not like they have any way of keeping track of people yet.
2019-02-07 at 5:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator
But fuck it at least ill be clean
Ive done a couple stupid thefts and a armed robbery with a knife that im probably fucked for at least a 5 or 6 (do half in the uk)
I hatethis country sex offenders/muslims get less and all im askin for is help
Niggers
Armed robbery is "asking for help" in the UK is it?
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2019-02-07 at 6:01 PM UTC
I guess next time do an armed robber + sex offense
2019-02-07 at 6:01 PM UTC
Why is it an armed robbery and not a legged?
2019-02-07 at 6:07 PM UTC
Was it a butter knife?
I know Brits aren’t to be trusted with real knives/weapons.
The bobbies will save you!
2019-02-07 at 6:07 PM UTC
Do us a favor and take out a few muzzies before you go.
2019-02-07 at 6:11 PM UTC
Back when I lived in England villains use to use sawn (not sawed) off shotguns...now they use butter knives and scones...how times have changed...Where did all the REAL men in England go (Oh yeah...Houston TX).
2019-02-07 at 6:17 PM UTC
Why not elbowy or ankley or willy?
2019-02-07 at 6:19 PM UTC
Because the powers that be decided armory sounded more professional than willy
"MMQ was told to report to the willy to be willed with weaponry".
2019-02-07 at 6:22 PM UTC
..and leg is already used in the scenario of robbery
"The armed robber then legged it"
2019-02-07 at 6:23 PM UTC
The mans attempted armed robbery not only cost him his arm.
2019-02-07 at 6:28 PM UTC
Niggas be holdin weaponry in their arms,not legs (unless they had no arms)
Ive seen an armless man shoot a gun with his legs. Remember that show ‘that’s incredible!?’
Fake a mental disorder
