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  1. #21
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Swinging bitches are crazy

    Crazy equals awesome sex

    Gonna have to do ass to mouth on her and what not tho.

    She might stab you

    Decisions decisions...
  2. #22
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Swinging bitches are crazy

    Crazy equals awesome sex

    Gonna have to do ass to mouth on her and what not tho.

    She might stab you

    Decisions decisions…

    What would you do in this situation?
  3. #23
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What would you do in this situation?

    Pass

    They work together

    She knows his real name

    Where he lives,etc
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Sounds like a lot of trouble

    tell her to lose the zero and get with the zero heheehe
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  5. #25
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    It doesn't sound like a good idea MMQ especially since you have zero emotional investment in her
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  6. #26
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    You should fuck her husband
  7. #27
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    It would be a really bad idea, but you'll regret not doing it.
  8. #28
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’ve been with a few of these chics. The worst one...

    I met this chic Tara. She was into swinging and chics. Her ex “was a cop”

    She has 2 kids. She put them to bed at 9:30,I’d come over at 10 and we’d bang. A few times a week. Went on for a few weeks. I’d get up 4 am (has to go home and shower for work)

    I was dippin out one Mornin and there was a car backed into next to mine. Dude sittin in the car smoking. I go to get in my truck. He says:

    “Your name is archer,you live at xxx xxxxx and work at xxx xxx and you’re bangin my old lady with my kids in there. I’m detective crazy fuck,and have lotsa cop friends and you won’t come back here or contact Tara again”


    Me:

    “Ok”
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  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well fuck.
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not to be confused with we'll
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I really don't want to fuck her. She's married. I can't do it regardless. It's like I have a secret ring thst I don't wear thst makes me faithful to her husband or whatever. I'm cutting it off. I don't like how it makes me feel.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She's kinda dumb too. On top of everything. I hate dumb people.
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  13. #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Well welllllll...can't say im not disappointed but we support you whatever you choose even tho your choice is obviously wrong.
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  14. #34
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well welllllll…can't say im not disappointed but we support you whatever you choose even tho your choice is obviously wrong.

    Home wrecker.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why are you wrecking my home tee hee? It was a nice home.
  16. #36
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    You should bang her for our entertainment

    All the dramatic,crazy stories we’ll get 👍🏻
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  17. #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ Why are you wrecking my home tee hee? It was a nice home.

    For fun, hun.
  18. #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Archer513 You should bang her for our entertainment

    All the dramatic,crazy stories we’ll get 👍🏻

    BINGO!!!!
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ She's kinda dumb too. On top of everything. I hate dumb people.

    This isn't true and it's mean. I'm dumb as a pile of shit. I shouldn't have said that. Sorry
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee For fun, hun.

    I wanna fucking rape and dismember you in my garage.
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