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Ya know, maybe the anarchists were right...

  1. Lanny victim of incest [my dexterously baritone judicature]
    Someone mentioned to me recently that the government was shut down. I still don't really know what that means, and if they hadn't told me I wouldn't even have known it was a thing that was actually happening. Apparently the federal government can shut down and I literally can't tell the difference from when it was operating. Kind of makes me wonder why I bother paying the IRS at all. I guess things just keep on ticking without issue without the federal government. We still murder people over seas, alienate people from the excess value of their labor, I can still hire servants to fetch me food and transport me. Like shit, if our government doesn't do enough to make it noticeable when it's not functioning, and it produces endless corrupt horrible policy when it is running, why bother with it at all?
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  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    How would you get rid of the government and prevent another government from replacing the previous one?
  3. Lanny victim of incest [my dexterously baritone judicature]
    I don't know, I don't have the blueprint for anarchist revolution. Maybe you disseminate martial power or something? Or install a minimalist state whose function is basically to prevent the formation of a more expansive state?

    I'm not actually trying to defend anarchy/minarchy. I just think it's kind of funny how little my life has changed in the apparent absence of a federal government.
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Lanny I don't know, I don't have the blueprint for anarchist revolution. Maybe you disseminate martial power or something? Or install a minimalist state whose function is basically to prevent the formation of a more expansive state?

    I'm not actually trying to defend anarchy/minarchy. I just think it's kind of funny how little my life has changed in the apparent absence of a federal government.

    Did you hear about the damage caused to Joshua Tree during the shutdown that will take nature about 300 years to recover from?
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  5. HTS highlight reel
    The blueprint for anarchist revolution is pretty simple: global, life ending cataclysm that effectively dismantles any pretense of "state", from which we rise like a phoenix to reform civilization as a stateless society. Anything short of that is doomed to failure.
  6. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    You are not the only human being in the United States Lanny. Even though you personally have not been effected, and trust me I’m farthest from the awareness spectrum when it comes to politics ... but you would be very surprised how the shut down has effected the most unlikely of lives and business.

    All the other stuff you mentioned, I can’t comment on since my political IQ is that of a potato
  7. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    A baked potato, Mews?

    I'd like extra butter and sour cream, please.

    OT: Lanny, is it within your vast expertise to extrapolate on your vision of what anarchy without government might look like, if it were up and running? Thank you.
  8. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Naw ... still a root under the earths dirt 👍
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    You didn’t feel effects because mofo’s were workin unpaid,knowing they would get paid...eventually.

    Humanity is always a week away from anarchy. Maybe 10 days. Whenever niggas run out of food,the shooting starts. Most of you mofo’s couldn’t kill and dress a deer or grow a an ear of corn,so I’d imagine niggas would go down quick. Be blowing dudes for chicken livers.
  10. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Archer513 You didn’t feel effects because mofo’s were workin unpaid,knowing they would get paid…eventually.

    Humanity is always a week away from anarchy. Maybe 10 days. Whenever niggas run out of food,the shooting starts. Most of you mofo’s couldn’t kill and dress a deer or grow a an ear of corn,so I’d imagine niggas would go down quick. Be blowing dudes for chicken livers.

    Emmmmm like who? Most workers were locked out.
  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Do you like asparagus?

    I know that's an odd question this early in the morning but a lot of people don't like asparagus, or have never eaten any.

    At any rate -- it is planted at the dark of the moon, you know. It's a root plant. I've heard tell that when one plants asparagus root it takes upward of 7 seven years to harvest the first crop.

    But Brussells sprouts produce the first year, same as kohlrabi, but they thrive on cool to cold weather conditions. Not uncommon to enjoy the fruits of one's labor by as early as late February.

    Are you aware that the mentioned vegetables, not to mention the whole class are of the same family. Does the term "coli" have a frightening effect on whether folks like vegetables, or not?
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  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mewsik Emmmmm like who? Most workers were locked out.

    False. Only non essential. Essential workers worked. Hence,not feeling effects.

    Btw. If you are non essential,why do you even exist? Waste of my hard earned taxes.
  13. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    To you they are non essential ... tourism is huge business and those non essential jobs you might be referring to actually contribute a great deal to economic vitality in YOUR state my dear
  14. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. post nude selfies with an asparagus up your ass and a brussel sprout in your other orifice.

    You got posters confused fin - jackrabbit is
    ——-> that way.

    My apologies cup .. that wasn’t my quote to respond to.
  15. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. post nude selfies with an asparagus up your ass and a brussel sprout in your other orifice.

    I'm an essential, you non.😜
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mewsik To you they are non essential … tourism is huge business and those non essential jobs you might be referring to actually contribute a great deal to economic vitality in YOUR state my dear

    Potato...don’t debate me!

    Lolz 😝
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  17. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    That’s spud to you buddy 😡
  18. Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. that is my highest aspirations for when civilization fails.

    I'll be doling out cans of soup in exchange for orifice usage. I'll be buying daughters and wives for toilet paper rolls.

    why the wives when you can have the daughters ?
  19. DietPiano victim of incest
    Originally posted by Lanny Someone mentioned to me recently that the government was shut down. I still don't really know what that means, and if they hadn't told me I wouldn't even have known it was a thing that was actually happening. Apparently the federal government can shut down and I literally can't tell the difference from when it was operating. Kind of makes me wonder why I bother paying the IRS at all. I guess things just keep on ticking without issue without the federal government. We still murder people over seas, alienate people from the excess value of their labor, I can still hire servants to fetch me food and transport me. Like shit, if our government doesn't do enough to make it noticeable when it's not functioning, and it produces endless corrupt horrible policy when it is running, why bother with it at all?

    Partial government shut down, only some agencies were affected. How cut off from the world are you? This has happened all the time in recent history, especially Reagan Era and sometimes in Clinton years and a very public one during the Obama Administration.

    I know some guys who are pilots and others who are air traffic controllers that were working without pay. Fed employees still had to report, but they were working without pay (mostly like the FBI, TSA, and other defense agencies, which I am completely okay with. Fuck the government watchdog agencies.). Like 10% called in sick. They will get backpay though, which I support.
  20. DietPiano victim of incest
    Jesus Lanny, what time do you go to bed? How depressed are you?
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