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The legal prostitution loophole

  1. mmQ motherfucker
    Can't you just fucking buy something from the whore like a pack of cigarettes for 200 dollars and then decide that, also, you find her attractive and wish to have sexual relations?

    How can they ever prove anyone is paying money directly for sex if you just never actually say it?

    Example: I drive to the area of town where whores hang out on the street corners (we don't have any area of town like that here and if we do I don't know about it and is that how people get prostitutes these days? Anyway) and one comes to my car and I say I'm looking for a good time and she says she is too and she gets in (nothing illegal so far right?) and then we go to wherever and I say something like "ok by good time I meant buying something cool like some noise makers or maybe a deck of cards or a board game"

    And then she would say "ok yep I have a board game do you like chutes and ladders I have it for $100 you can borrow it for an hour for $200 you can keep it for a few hours"

    And I go, "ok, I'd like to buy that board game for a few hours"

    And then I give her the money and then we suck and fuck but I have the board game with me and nobody can prove that I paid for the sexual part rather than the board game, as obvious at is may seem.

    Something like that anyway.
  2. Erekshun African Astronaut
    Ask your mom.
  3. A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tell it to the judge perve!!
  4. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor tell it to the judge perve!!

    I won't have to. *jedi hand rub*
  5. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by Erekshun Ask your mom.

    She's with a john I can't interrupt.
  6. Erekshun African Astronaut
    Text her.
  7. mmQ motherfucker
    Text sent.
  8. A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    she will need a license from the Gaming Commission or would get popped and do some BIG TIME
  9. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor she will need a license from the Gaming Commission or would get popped and do some BIG TIME

    For selling me a kazoo and then fucking me?

    Sick fucking world I can tell you that much right here right now lil M
  10. A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sells you a kazoo???????!! are you mad
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    They entrap people in stings with cops dressed like prostitutes or johns.
  12. i was just buying condoms from this fine lady and i wasnt sure if the size match, thats when she offered me the usage of her fitting rooms.
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  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Pretty sure certain brothel's get passed this by calling cash payments as "donations" rather than "payment for services rendered".
  14. Originally posted by RestStop Pretty sure certain brothel's get passed this by calling cash payments as "donations" rather than "payment for services rendered".

    and escort services charge for companionship and escorting services rendered.
  15. esbity African Astronaut
    Just buy a FleshLight.
  16. DietPiano Space Nigga
    Sex Instructor


    Also I read recently that there is a growing demand/debate about "disabled sex therapists" or something, which is like people who give sexual services to disabled people or teach them how to have better sex through practice (on the therapist)
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  17. Originally posted by DietPiano Sex Instructor


    Also I read recently that there is a growing demand/debate about "disabled sex therapists" or something, which is like people who give sexual services to disabled people or teach them how to have better sex through practice (on the therapist)

    phalse.

    A Belarusian model who claimed she had evidence of Russian efforts to help Donald Trump win office was deported from Thailand on Thursday after being convicted of participating in a “sex training course”.

    Anastasia Vashukevich, known by her pen-name Nastya Rybka, was held with several others in a police raid last February in the sleazy seaside resort of

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/belarusian-model-claiming-trump-secrets-deported-thailand/
  18. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietPiano Sex Instructor


    Also I read recently that there is a growing demand/debate about "disabled sex therapists" or something, which is like people who give sexual services to disabled people or teach them how to have better sex through practice (on the therapist)

    OH that reminds me of me my zoklet threat of the very crnofept. Taking advantage of rich retarded women. But literal. Like sugar mommies.

    I need to get my ambition back for real. Fucking easy money
  19. Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    All escort sites have been posting this for years

    Note: Any money paid to the adult escorts listed on this website is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults.


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  20. mmQ motherfucker
    Well shit. I'm dumb. /thrad
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