Funniest thing I ever heard about §m£ÂgØL

1. 2019-01-22 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #21
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Get the fuck out of here, who the fuck are you? Some secondary school : my height is 6'2".

   
   The fuq it matter who? You seem like one of those tards that bring a knife to put out a fire.
2. 2019-01-22 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's the funniest thing you ever heard?
3. 2019-01-22 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #23
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ That's the funniest thing you ever heard?

   
   You calling him a liar?
4. 2019-01-22 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #24
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ That's the funniest thing you ever heard?

   
   I think he's being genuine since he's posted about it like 10 fucking times.
   
   None of it whatsoever is true. I'm kind of disappointed. I prefer when people use real facts to insult me.
5. 2019-01-22 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #25
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Erekshun You calling him a liar?

6. 2019-01-22 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #26
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   You calling him a liar?
   

   Originally posted by You calling him a liar? You calling him a liar?

   
   You calling him a liar?
7. 2019-01-22 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Erekshun You calling him a liar?

   
   I didn't call anyone anything I asked a goddamn question, ever fucking heard of one?
8. 2019-01-22 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #28
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   And that's all I did.
9. 2019-01-22 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #29
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ I didn't call anyone anything I asked a goddamn question, ever fucking heard of one?

   
   EVER FUCKING HEARD OF WHAT
   
   shut the fuck up
   
   I hate you
10. 2019-01-22 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GGG EVER FUCKING HEARD OF WHAT
    
    shut the fuck up
    
    I hate you

    
    ONE!!!!!!!!!
    
    one love, DAWG
11. 2019-01-22 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #31
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ ONE!!!!!!!!!
    
    one love, DAWG

    
    WHATTABOUDAAAONELUFFFUAAWWUAAAAwwaa
12. 2019-01-22 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about Bob?
    
    Bob Wehadababbyeetsaboy
13. 2019-01-22 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #33
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    My name is Bob Bollsack and I'm here with ABC News at what seems to be a clandestine gathering of degenerates and junkies. Tell us sir, how do you feel about all this?
14. 2019-01-22 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    What a gay boy
15. 2019-01-22 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a boy who's gay....................................
16. 2019-01-22 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Very very gay
17. 2019-01-22 at 10:43 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Are we gonna get ta see a flabby ripple anytime soon?
    
    I'm getting bored
    
    §m£ÂgØL you're just no fun anymore
    
    Show us the flabby ripple
    
    
    .
18. 2019-01-22 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #38
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Technologist Pro tip:
    Every MAN adds 2.5 inches to their height, and every woman takes off about 20 lbs of their weight.

    
    Lol. I overestimate my weight and underestimate my height. I say 6'6" but I'm actually 6'8" or something but I feel like a freak so I make it more palatable. Lol. And I've started rounding up to 400lb when I talk about my weight so people are liek "dude...there's no way in fuck you're 400lb." And I'm liek "ohemgee thanks for noticing!!"
19. 2019-01-22 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Casper I think tall men are hot. Might be because I’m 6 ft tall. People don’t get that you’re gonna weigh more than the average joe because of our height.
    Taking my pro tip into play, I weigh 150😁
20. 2019-01-22 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #40
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah this girl came in the other day to work. She was like 6'5" and looked a bunch like rashida jones. In my head I was like "she would birth a strong war party". But then she left her box n went away :(
    
    Lol
    
    Idk I just feel unwieldy and goofy most of the time. Granted I'm in awful shape. But never felt like that as a teenager. Should've seen my look of absolute dismay when I was ordering shoes for the first time in a while the other day, and found out that at least for Adidas, I now have to order 18s. Genuinely pissed off.