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Funniest thing I ever heard about §m£ÂgØL

  1. #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Get the fuck out of here, who the fuck are you? Some secondary school : my height is 6'2".

    The fuq it matter who? You seem like one of those tards that bring a knife to put out a fire.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the funniest thing you ever heard?
  3. #23
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ That's the funniest thing you ever heard?

    You calling him a liar?
  4. #24
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ That's the funniest thing you ever heard?

    I think he's being genuine since he's posted about it like 10 fucking times.

    None of it whatsoever is true. I'm kind of disappointed. I prefer when people use real facts to insult me.
  5. #25
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Erekshun You calling him a liar?
  6. #26
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    You calling him a liar?
    Originally posted by You calling him a liar? You calling him a liar?

    You calling him a liar?
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun You calling him a liar?

    I didn't call anyone anything I asked a goddamn question, ever fucking heard of one?
  8. #28
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    And that's all I did.
  9. #29
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't call anyone anything I asked a goddamn question, ever fucking heard of one?

    EVER FUCKING HEARD OF WHAT

    shut the fuck up

    I hate you
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG EVER FUCKING HEARD OF WHAT

    shut the fuck up

    I hate you

    ONE!!!!!!!!!

    one love, DAWG
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ ONE!!!!!!!!!

    one love, DAWG

    WHATTABOUDAAAONELUFFFUAAWWUAAAAwwaa
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about Bob?

    Bob Wehadababbyeetsaboy
  13. #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    My name is Bob Bollsack and I'm here with ABC News at what seems to be a clandestine gathering of degenerates and junkies. Tell us sir, how do you feel about all this?
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    What a gay boy
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a boy who's gay....................................
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Very very gay
  17. #37
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Are we gonna get ta see a flabby ripple anytime soon?

    I'm getting bored

    §m£ÂgØL you're just no fun anymore

    Show us the flabby ripple


    .
  18. #38
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Pro tip:
    Every MAN adds 2.5 inches to their height, and every woman takes off about 20 lbs of their weight.

    Lol. I overestimate my weight and underestimate my height. I say 6'6" but I'm actually 6'8" or something but I feel like a freak so I make it more palatable. Lol. And I've started rounding up to 400lb when I talk about my weight so people are liek "dude...there's no way in fuck you're 400lb." And I'm liek "ohemgee thanks for noticing!!"
  19. #39
    Technologist victim of incest
    Casper I think tall men are hot. Might be because I’m 6 ft tall. People don’t get that you’re gonna weigh more than the average joe because of our height.
    Taking my pro tip into play, I weigh 150😁
  20. #40
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah this girl came in the other day to work. She was like 6'5" and looked a bunch like rashida jones. In my head I was like "she would birth a strong war party". But then she left her box n went away :(

    Lol

    Idk I just feel unwieldy and goofy most of the time. Granted I'm in awful shape. But never felt like that as a teenager. Should've seen my look of absolute dismay when I was ordering shoes for the first time in a while the other day, and found out that at least for Adidas, I now have to order 18s. Genuinely pissed off.
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