2019-01-18 at 12:05 AM UTC
I wanna make keto ice cream and sell it using a minimalist marketing style insothat the container is made of "naturally recylced canisters" I pull out of trash cans that just says "KTO ICE CREAM" on white paper to appeal to millenials.
It will consist of non gmo organic black angus cage free free range grassfed gluten free frozen lard, sustainably sourced synthetic sugars, sea salt, and natural non dairy coconut water.
I will sell it for 15 dollars per can, because it is more natural to round to the nearest $5, because cents are too fancy.
2019-01-18 at 12:21 AM UTC
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Is synthetic sugar a real thing?
2019-01-18 at 12:35 AM UTC
Isnt keto like a character from mortal kombat or something. Maybe its the game i play. I should look
2019-01-18 at 12:52 AM UTC
I feed bitches my low carb cum
2019-01-18 at 12:55 AM UTC
So wait. Thats really a diet??
Fuck it ill google it