Keto is a retarded diet

1. 2019-01-18 at 12:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna make keto ice cream and sell it using a minimalist marketing style insothat the container is made of "naturally recylced canisters" I pull out of trash cans that just says "KTO ICE CREAM" on white paper to appeal to millenials.
   
   It will consist of non gmo organic black angus cage free free range grassfed gluten free frozen lard, sustainably sourced synthetic sugars, sea salt, and natural non dairy coconut water.
   
   I will sell it for 15 dollars per can, because it is more natural to round to the nearest $5, because cents are too fancy.
2. 2019-01-18 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Is synthetic sugar a real thing?
3. 2019-01-18 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by GGG Is synthetic sugar a real thing?

   
   or is it?
4. 2019-01-18 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Isnt keto like a character from mortal kombat or something. Maybe its the game i play. I should look
5. 2019-01-18 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   omn5;pvl Houston
   Zok is a nigger
6. 2019-01-18 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by omn5;pvl I feed bitches my low carb cum

   
   Nice. 👍
7. 2019-01-18 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   So wait. Thats really a diet??
   
   Fuck it ill google it
8. 2019-01-18 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Soooo adkins?
9. 2019-01-18 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Is synthetic sugar a real thing?

   
   What do you think artificual sweetners are?
   
   Erythritol, for example, is a sugar analogue. Like opioid or dissociative analouges, it is much more potent by dose than the base chemicals.
10. 2019-01-18 at 6:46 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Very stupid indeed.